Not only is she denying your right to a beautiful, genetically-gifted, and completely non-crazy son or daughter, she's spent a month convincing us it's not even your child, but that of some methfreak jailbird - as though we're some kind of australian slut-court and it actually matters to us who the father is. Anyway, it should matter to you. Steal lisa and force her to have the baby in your basement.
