My favorite food is

toast, bitches.

There is something seriously wrong with you if you don't like toast.

Poached eggs FTW

bacon grease is fucking sexy

I don't have my glasses.

When I don't have my glasses I bump into walls and hit my head on poles.

waffles, strawberry's and fresh whipped cream

I had waffles with strawberries and cream the other day.

buttered toast with cinnamon and sugar
or
buttered toast with blackberry jam
or
french toast with thick layers of egg, and log cabin maple syrup

i don't know which toast is my favorite but they are all sweet toast