i just found out myself after going out to smoke and finding one of the little house wrens that insist on hanging out in the garage dead in a mouse trap :'(
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i just found out myself after going out to smoke and finding one of the little house wrens that insist on hanging out in the garage dead in a mouse trap :'(
I hate birds. this thread makes me smile
i like anything that flies... birds, bugs, planes
wrens are really cute and curious but i'm not impressed with their taste after one tried to eat months-old provolone
I have to pee.
you should totally pee
inurmouth
i used to date this classy girl and one time we were walking around the countryside and she was like "i'll seeya later I gotta go to the A&P" and i was kinda surprised because she never says "pee" so i was all "oh thats cool i'm gonna head over to the railyard and take a shit" and she never spoke to me again
I take a shit and it stinks.
I hate birds since they are ugly and intentionally shit on my vehicles irl.
The birds hate you too.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
birds aren't ugly they are fluffy and sing music songs
what would happen if I glued their beaks shut?
we have tons of woodpeckers but they are so loud you can hear their song from like a mile away
but the worst is when they peck at the metal chimney cap it reverberates through the fireplace and sounds like the fucking house is falling down
they'd peck you right on your clitQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
I hear woodpeckers make great kindling.
You rednecks are always killing shit for no reason.
Hey fuck you new kid you're not my friend anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
I keep tallies of my internet friends as it's very important to me.Quote:
Originally Posted by sex with dead people
How many do you have? I have 3...
for the record we are not friends
Don't start trying to have a conversation with me, dumbfag :)
haha just kidding man youre great
Fine. :magpi:Quote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
all of you stop fuckign hating on me
no u