hopefully i'll have some Glorious sex dreams :jizz:
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hopefully i'll have some Glorious sex dreams :jizz:
g'night mr. blowutz
mind if i join you?
I have sex dreams almost every night I am a mad pimp in the dream world
Yeah me too, it is getting kinda problematic. I have like 2 wet dreams everynight.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
I didn't get laid but I did get a second date. Jesus I feel like such a normal guy who cares about relationships and hanging out just to hang out and all that bullshit someone put a fucking bullet in my head
you're growing up that's good, fantastic!
that's not growing up it's getting old and lazy
Honestly I'd be happier if every girl in the world was a stupid vapid whore then I'd never be in these sorts of positions
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If you're excited about some random chick texting you there is something seriously wrong with you so I reiterate put a bullet in my fucking head it's ok the marks you knew is already dead
you'd literally have to ban every bitch off every forum once they'd posted their tits p muchQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
we should be doing that anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
a girl smiled at me the other day and i was gushing over her for 4 daysQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
and i mean gushing in every sense of the word
girls r gay
im p gay i admit. i got a txt from a guy while i was at the gym that just said "good morning" and i grinned like an idiot while i swaeted it out for 5 minutes. ya i lift.
that's exactly what I'm trying to avoid becoming, I was like that when I was younger and it fucking sucked I hate having girlfriends it's like being an admin of something you're taking a hobby and turning it into workQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
we should double date and then punch each other in the throats until we dieQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
pls i wouldn't want to risk getting blood on my lady rainicorn sports bra
i want to ask her out but she works at a resort as a waitress for banquets so i mean.. wtf do i do.. i cant just walk into some banquet im not part of and be like ".h..h.hi... w-will you g... uhm... nebermind"
walking up to a random girl and saying "I noticed you and want to ask you out" is creepy unless you're brad pitt or something, I'm afraid if you can't find some excuse to have a conversation with her and make it seem like it just happened naturally then you're solQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
yeah like you wear a braQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
i didn't wear one to the gas station to buy cigarettes tonight #YOLO
please help camoron not be creepy you're more qualified than I am about what creeps girls out and I feel bad for the kid he's lovestruck and doesn't know what to doQuote:
Originally Posted by plusle riot
sleep well, dreamland is the only place safe from dragons (i hope)
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Originally Posted by maks
lol the problem is msotly one of accessibility. like I said she only works banquets. i was at a banquet last week or whatever but i dont foresee any more in my future lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by maks
not saying it won't work but it probably won't. at very least try to act like you belong there and try to make eye contact and share a moment from across the room and only then do you approach her and introduce yourselfQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
but lets be honest if she's working she's probably going to blow you off.
I'm sure there's a right way to handle this but damned if I know what it is, meet someone else probablyQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron