A BRAND NEW PODCAST SERIES! The Teknorat & Ruby Show! Episode 1!

Episode 01 - We Masturbate Next To Our Sisters
^ click for the funniest thing you've heard since, well, two days ago when you watched my dayz trailer

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the early reviews are in! see what the biggest names in internet humor have to say about the greatest comedy duo in history!

"I have some cum in my panties now because of that" - nyeusigrube, an actual girl in real life

"im listening to you talk about how you finger your ass" - Max Goldberg, CEO of YTMND.com

"have you ever felt so ashamed to know someone that you wanted to kill yourself and/or that person you are ashamed of" - snaxe, master hacker

summary for elezzzark I'm sorry m8 maybe one day someone will make a full transcript: in this episode we introduce ourselves, the most interesting things about me being that I perform auto-fellatio and want to fuck my sister, we discuss the first times we masturbated and ejaculated, teknorats idea for a "clean arsehole lottery", the time he trolled me good and proper, then for the first time ever in podcasting history I post a megathread LIVE on air well not really live or on air for extremely high octane internetting action and when teknorat watches my groundbreakingly epic DayZ trailer video that has gone megaviral and is currently doing iron man numbers he is astounded by how I have actually made DayZ look cool and have actually managed to make something funny for once and I read out a highly accurate General Doli post so if you make good enough goodones maybe one day you will have the honor of being featured on a podcast and then we have our first and only bit of structure where we hear about and discuss a recent news article about a nigger abortionist whos been murdering babies
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I reference a terror baby post and then we discuss the non stop comedy that is circumcision and how blacks molest kids and serial kill more than whites its just that no one fucking cares because thats normal black behavior and finally I announce the winner of the social experiment at the end of my last thread where we asked you to prove if you actually read my threads by saying a special codeword and the only one who managed that was *drum roll* BARRY POT HEAD!!! tune in to hear his extremely special shout out!

sorry man you cuold not get lisa, would have prob been a great pod cast,

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you sound like a wanker m8

you should do like a cnn crossfire type show where there's like a panel of cynics arguing with, say... me, talking about immortality and all the ramifications and how immortals face the greatest difficulties when interacting with mortals

talk about the place to get the best fish and chips in glascow,

technokrat's gay accents melds in with your gay accent and i can't fucking tell who's saying what and to who, i had to stare at an american flag for like 5 mins aftewards just to get my bearings back

OY YOU GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM M8 YOU LOOKING TO GET YOUR FUCKING JIMMY'S RUSTLED

wtf, ruby your sister, does she have any idea that oyu fucking jerk off into her socks drawer and shit

god dammit GOD DAMMIT, this mp3.... this fucking mp3, ruby is now talking about the time he jerked off when he was 11 for like 20 mins, god dammit

lmao this podcast owns..

how long is this shit

this makes me wish i had a sister

it's an hour, totally worth it,,,,,, m8

fast forwad to 22 mins if you want to hear ruby talk about fingering his asshole with his gross yellow 12 inch fingernails

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Originally Posted by juji

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wtf

I didn't 10'd until they release a script

ruby spend the next 3 weeks transcirpting this nigger faggot podcast so he can get a 10 from elz

i honestly can not belive i spent an hour listening to that,

hello my name is tecohonkrate, i'm totally normal untill you bring up the subject of niggers, then watch the fuck out

THE KEYWORD IS NIGGER, as in ruby is a limey nigger m8

Teknorat needs to understand Nigger is not a race, is a behavior

What if Lisa meets Teknorat? must be perfect aussie couple

he would knock her up and kill the baby just for the lulz

and scream NIGGER DEATH in the waiting room at the abortion clicnice, epicc,,,

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i went out for my walk and listened to the whole damn thing - really, really enjoyed it. Laughed out loud a bunch of times. The nigger part was a little 2edgy4me but still made me smile. Ruby and Tek have surprisingly sterling charisma together. Quality banter, can't wait for the next one.

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I just laughed so hard is that really the views

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

technokrat's gay accents melds in with your gay accent and i can't fucking tell who's saying what and to who, i had to stare at an american flag for like 5 mins aftewards just to get my bearings back

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^best post 2013