but marijuana AND sex... well that beats everything
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but marijuana AND sex... well that beats everything
i just woke up and had sex with my gf and then smoked weed out of my light saber vaporizer dont talk to me about weed or sex bitch
cool storyQuote:
Originally Posted by hiroshima
Anything would be better than sex with lisa
i just woke up and had sex with my gf and then smoked weed out of my light saber vaporizer dont talk to me about weed or sex bitch
my analysis of this is that lisa finds weed very enjoyable because it relaxes her and she is constantly agitated at her shit life and she doesnt like sex because it stresses her out and reminds her of all the times, you know, sex didnt go so well for her
lisa how are you for masturbation I have noticed that women with sex issues usually also have shlicking issues
are you 16 lisa
I masturbate regularlyQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
how do you masturbate? do you orgasm?
please note that I am literally gay and am only asking for scientific research
I rub myself
and yes I finish up somehow
do you rub yourself with kola bears
I think about youQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
do you ever penetrate yourself with your fingers or toys?
ruby what's up with you wanting to know what goes in and out of every lady's lady hole, it's werid,
no I generally just rub the outside, like massage my clitQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
there's this little ball thing, you need to play with that it's like a bb , and then there's the little ball up in there, i call rubbing them both at the same time ,,
grinding the corn,
what?
:S
little ball on top, medium sized ball insside and to the back,, grind that corn cob
I've never noticed any balls up there
Coital_alignment_technique aka grinding the corn
you're weird
show me your dick
why is urban diconotiry more an authority on grinding the corn than wikipeida
Term for a sexual technique. Picture the action of grinding corn with a mortar and pestle, but grinding along the rim instead of grinding in the bowl. A penis is the mortar and a vagina is the pestle, with her pubic bone (and clitoris) the rim. Heard in an episode of HBO's "Six Feet Under", Original Air Date, 15 August 2004 (Season 4, Episode 9).
Also known as Coital Alignment Technique, a variation on the missionary position in which the man shifts upward just a bit, so his pubic bone stimulates her clitoris while his penis is still entering her vagina. This position provides maximum contact with both the clitoris and the G-spot (of vaginal intercourse).
ok I'll be back in an hour
you can tell me all about it then
marijuana thread (lisa smoking a pole)
Sickest thread ever posted. Fuck off you nasty fuckin meth whore.