i'm going to go get a haircut and buy a pair of new balance

my barber shop supplies free beer while you are there

my gf is gone for like 4 hours so it is going to be the best 4 hours of my life today

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my gf is gone for like 4 hours so it is going to be the best 4 hours of my life today

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weren't you just telling me how great it is to have a steady girlfriend

I think you and dp are just trying to ruin a single guy's fun

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8...3mjho1_500.jpg

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weren't you just telling me how great it is to have a steady girlfriend

I think you and dp are just trying to ruin a single guy's fun

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it's nice to have a steady girlfriend but i hate my girlfriend as a person

have you considered brainwashing her

i already have but when she is around her friends or her mom it goes away

i'm getting my hair done today too! #SoulSisters

somehow the straight one looks like the gay one since he somehow has soft features

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i'm getting my hair done today too! #SoulSisters

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with patented RubyCum™ hair gel

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i already have but when she is around her friends or her mom it goes away

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she's probably going to need a lobotomy

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somehow the straight one looks like the gay one since he somehow has soft features

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milkspade crew4lyfe

let's talk about our gf's and what there lady parts smell like at various times during the day

you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick?

trollinator smells like motor oil most of the time

My lady part smells like butterscotch at all times of the day.

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My lady part smells like moth balls at all times of the day.

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My lady part smells like butterscotch at all times of the day.

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it's nice to have a steady girlfriend but i hate my girlfriend as a person

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Does she even know how to hack?

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Nice. You got the reference. :)

Mmmmmmm Buttascotch yo

your pussy smells like tears and sadness

You seem stressed. Try a coffee enema. :)

your pussy smells like the cum of a 1000 reject haven posters, your pussy is not unlike the sarlacc pit, in fact some say it might even be the sarlacc pit,

Reject Haven never had 1000 posters, lol

They wish.

at your next your bi-yearly douche please give my regards to boba fett,

The bounty hunter from Star Wars? I've never really liked boba now that I think of it. Slimy tapioca boogers.

a rare glimpsle inside the innerworkings of cat avatar guys' lady hole
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__...rlacc_Body.jpg

That's very interesting.

Mmmm butterscotch yo