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lisa gets to have my sperm if she wants it for making a good looking baby <3
i wish, that way i could jerk off to nude pictures of myself
would that still be pedo?
no, its like how its ok to have sex with your children because they are really just apart of you
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Too bad you weren't buried at the age.
I wonder if his second grade teacher knew that little mikey would grow up to be an unemployed junkie in love with his australian penpal
fortune fame, mirror vain, gone insane, but my sperm remains the same
i was a handsome kid and all the girls loved me
I remember when titanic came out my sister said I looked like dicaprio, she wanted the d
yeah i was just laying here thinking about back when i was that age about how all the girls in school had crushes on me and would ask me to kiss them and hold their hands and stuff, and my older sister trying to hook me up with her cute blonde friend who lived down the road who really liked me
too bad i wasn't actually able to get a real boner then because i was only 10-12, and as soon as i hit puberty i started putting on weight and oh look at that all those girls coincidentally didnt find me very attractive anymore hmm wonder why
anyways this has inspired me to really start losing weight again and get thin and fit
lol you can see right in his face he's going to be a fat fuck when he gets older :rofl:
maybe set some reasonable goals first and just get healthyQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
i can't, i prefer extreme measures to rational onesQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
worthless endeavor, every time we try to be remotely positive and offer tried and true advice he just sits there going oh poor as fuck me i donthave to do shit to survive so ima sit here like a zit on a bums ass and whine about how bad i got itQuote:
Originally Posted by lnopia the great
don't talk about me cody, i don't like the thought of you thinking about me it makes me feel gross and molested
i cant believe he quoted me
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no half measures michealQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
bill dubya's sage adviceQuote:
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