and be the father that i never had, i think i'd rather have a daughter
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and be the father that i never had, i think i'd rather have a daughter
would you help her get dressed?
plug drugs wants to be a girl now
that's every drug addicts dream.
how to be a good dad(a simple guide)
1.have childern, this is the most important step, don't just go to the park and steal someone else's kid, you need to make jizz time with some lady parts,
example FUCK LISA AND GET HER A BABY IN HER BELLY WITH YOUR SPERM
2. when the child comes out of the lady hole, Feed it, cloth it and sing it songs/talk to it alot, does not matter about what kids love to talk about anything, talk to them about what you know , teach them how to shoot drugs up your butthole properly,
example little sally you want to make sure when you shove oxy pills in your asshole you cut them in half first since your butthole is still pretty tight and not and loose as daddys
3. Make sure they don't die. this one seems like it would be pretty simple but childern are very very stupid, they don't know cars can run them over or that matches are not fun toysor the bleach under your sink is not juice
example NO SALLY for the last time, just because daddy huffs gas does not mean you can too, you have to wait till you are at least 14 till you huff with daddy, by then your lungs will be devopled enough so the fumes don't kill you
I'm actually horrified you will impregnate a girl and an innocent child will be forced to live under the reign of a heroin/meth addict. Get a vasectomy.
if i was going to have a kid i'd quit drugs altogether.
Sure...
You couldn't even quit drugs for Lisa, the love of your life. What makes you think you could possibly do it for your and Lisa's baby
he might be a father but he sure anit a dad
people should need licences to have kids.
i dont do drugs when she tells me not toQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
face it, pluggy. you've got no fucking business having kids.Quote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
"i'll stop shooting heroin when i have a little baby lol"
all druggies say that shit. your little daughter is going to end up a stripper.
same goes for you, all strippers, prostitutes and porn stars should be neuteredQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
lol barry is mad at me.Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
i'd actually be a great dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
plug drugs stole a car stereo to feed the family chicken nuggets. dad of the fucking year lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Plug Drugs
as if you'd crawl your doped up ass out of bed to make them breakfast and drive em to school in that shitty car all the other kids will laugh at.
your life has been mapped out for you and you're destined to fucking fail. your going to end up just like your dead beat dad.
cag just agree with me, k? k.
where does all this hate come from?
you must have alot of secrets
no its not lol i have a job and i'm going to college this fall, looks like you're just a miserable bitch
fyi everyone on this forum does drugs
i'm just the loudest about it
no. you're a shitty person that can't even take care of yourself rambling about how you'd be such a great dad when you're digging for drug money in the couch cushions and threatening to kill yourself on tinychat over someone that's thousands ofmiles away. face the facts, you're a loser and have no right to force and innocent to share your shitty life with youbecause you're fucking lonely. just kill yourself already, shit won't hurt so much if you're dead and I can stop hating
you.
I'll bet the ladies are lining up to be impregnated by a fat socially awkward drug addict with no job and no marketable skills
Ic are. i think plug drugs would make a wonderful father. :)