on a scale of 1 to 10 how angry/sad/haggard are you today?
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on a scale of 1 to 10 how angry/sad/haggard are you today?
i noticed the sadder you get the drier your hair gets
its a hormonal response
mental illness is serious business.
lisa i want to bathe in your blood, cum and grease in a bathtub that's a foot to small for me, and my knees will be popping up, and i will eat hostess cupcake while i stare at your drained body lying on the floor tile floor, all while i whistle a circus song
LISA
I want to hold your hand, Lisa. I want to hug you and kiss you, lmao
now i just want to be your friend
now i want to do drugs with you and be passionate and intimate
now i just want to message you endlessly on the internet without any real life consequences
lisa i want to hire a maid service to clean your apt, then i want them to clean and air out your apt, then after all the piles of garbage are gone, i just want to throw away all your furniture, burn it, then i want to buy you brand new furniture, then i want to set up a full battery of std tests for you, read the results, out loud to you over tinychat, and if you don't have anything that can't be cured i want to come to your clean apt and sit on your new chairs and look deep into your eyes, and whisper to you, "you skeeve the fuck outta me lisa"
lisa power
*trembles before the might of lisa*
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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Hold the fuck up, where are you getting hostess cupcakes now?
lol Lisa is evading dp's question, if her teeth are so bad that a piano has a whiter smile, besides when she has sex she has to wear a bag over her head too, just in case hers slips off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Batty
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