PLS STOP ME HELP
PLS STOP ME HELP
did they come pre-assembled
go vegan
google image search of vegan version of chili dogs
NO I TOOK THE TIME OUT OF MY LIFE TO BUY THE INGREDIENTS AND MAKE THEM
I HAVE EATEN LIKE 5 AND HAVE ONE LEFT
m0nde's here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
I ALSO HAVE A BIG BOWL OF THE CHILI SAUCE I USED MIXED WITH CHEESE AND FRENCH FRIES
THIS IS LITERALLY A NIGHTMARE
so you didnt buy chili ogs at walmart you bought hot dogs chili and buns, is what youre trying to say, howard.
I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW WHILE MY MOUTH IS FULL OF HOT DOG
i want one
HOLY SHIT I CAN TASTE THE SODIUM OVERDOSE IM GOING TO START GAGGING
MOTHER FORGIVE ME
are you still eating the little poops?
going to start caggingQuote:
Originally Posted by Howard Dean
I am literally going to throw away the rest of this shit never again
oh wow this is an anagram of shit heh
anagram is an anagram of granama
animalgrams
teddygrams
angina
regina
what are you going to do with the other two buns?
those buns are for the birds
:goodone:
The Gargling Emu
The gargling emu is a very complicated sexual maneuver. You need a bottle of windex, a sexual partner of the female gender, and a car. First you began ramming your partner in the vagina, then after lubricating it with your semen, you stick the head of the windex bottle into her cooter, and begin to squirt repeatedly. Then take one of her used tampons and proceed to eat it, after consumption, you will feel queasy, immediately lay your partner down on the driveway and run her over with your car, get out, and throw up on her, she will most likely be dead/unconcious. Then, go to the local Dairy Queen, eat a meal and after that, go to Wal-Mart and buy laxatives. Go to wear her body is, realease your squirty bowels all over her. Then if she is still alive, make her dinner, without taking a shower first.
Jeff: Karen, would you be delighted if I performed The Gargling Emu on you?
Karen: Jeff, that's all I ever wanted.
Jeff: Good, I ate 13 Chili-cheese-dogs.
Karen: Great! I'll get prepared for a real winner of a night!
if you posted at fjs you'd have the willpower to not eat so much because you'd be busy laughing and not busy bored out of your mind from terrible posts