Fly in the Apartment Mysteries Part 2: The Mystery of the Fly in the Apratrment

1. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a fly could get into my apartment. My apartments doors are sealed, as are its windwos. This is because I never go outside.
2. There is a single fly buzzing around in my bathroom. I killed it by spraying the cleaning spray, "Lysol", on it. This made the fly go into some sort of seizure. I felt bad after I killed the fly, but I also felt like for the firts time in my life I was truely a man.
3. How... teh FUCKK did the fly get in the apartment?

YTMNSFWers, I'm waiting for some answers here.......................

Breaking Bad: Gentleman Doli Edition

your a monster

no you are

youre not your

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Originally Posted by Howard Dean

youre not your

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:no:

you brought it in while it was still a baby fly maggot

in your food

from the grocery store

:puke:

did someone recentlybuy you flowers?

i too used to just spray random cleaning products on insects until they died when i didnt have any raid or anything handy

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

1. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY a fly could get into my apartment. My apartments doors are sealed, as are its windwos. This is because I never go outside.
2. There is a single fly buzzing around in my bathroom. I killed it by spraying the cleaning spray, "Lysol", on it. This made the fly go into some sort of seizure. I felt bad after I killed the fly, but I also felt like for the firts time in my life I was truely a man.
3. How... teh FUCKK did the fly get in the apartment?

YTMNSFWers, I'm waiting for some answers here.......................

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stop mentioning YTMNSFW god dammit

perhaps you purchased some fly agaric :Smug:

the essence of fly

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Originally Posted by jon

you brought it in while it was still a baby fly maggot

in your food

from the grocery store

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wut teh... :stare:

u meen thers magots... IN TEH FOD???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :stare: :stare: ;Stare;

last summer a giant wasp flew into my room through the giant rip in the window screen,, and i started screaming like a little girl.
But then I slapped myself and said "get ahold of yourself Michael!" and killed the wasp with my brawn
:buff:

his brAun®

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

last summer a giant wasp flew into my room through the giant rip in the window screen,, and i started screaming like a little girl.
But then I slapped myself and said "get ahold of yourself Michael!" and killed the wasp with my brawn
:buff:

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i believed the first sentence but not the one after that

I just catch bugs that fly into my house in a tupperware type of thing and let them go outside, you're not a man if you kill a tiny little bug you're not a man if you kill anything, you're a man if you catch it in a bottle or whatever and put it back outside because there's much more risk you'renot 50 feet back with death spray you['re right up in the belly of hte beast puttin gyour own life on the line for the sake of something so small, that is beinga man, I am a mahn, you're not, I"m fucking handsome

photoshop that mime's face into the.... wtf is it called in my avatar the faces of the presidents mount rushmore? put his face to the left of the one looking at my dick and put a bread over my dick, or something or in my hand actually something like that that doesn't distract too far from the origial concept of the pic which is president somebody looking at my dic

Adam makes me kill spiders and bugs cause I'm braver than him.

JUST PUT THEM OUTSIDE IT'S SO EASY

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Originally Posted by tumor baby

Adam makes me kill spiders and bugs cause I'm braver than him.

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Lol.

u married a vagina.

thousands of maggots living in your subfloor

Decent riddle but was the "fly" actually lice.

beard AIDs strikes again