Camoron's fake match.com 99 precent vampire girlfriend, thread where we discuss among other things on how he lies about his heig

t and sexual exploits on the internet,

i am literally talking to her right now, waht of it

get her to post here, u get all your other friends like brocci avatar guy and that other guy to post here, why not you fake match.com gf

there's a hole in the bucket dear camoron dear camoron there's ahole in teh bucket, in the bucket a holeeeeeeeee (where your lies are falling out all over the floor. you fucking sicken me.(

Cameron: so I was on a date with a girl and she sprained her ankle while we were walking downtown
she was having a hard time walking on it so I literally picked her up and carried her back to my car


VAMPRIEGIRL: Aww


Cameron: and yeah. Then I took her back home and carried her in
That's basically it lol
Not a very long story


VAMPIREGIRL: Lol well that very nice :)


Cameron: maybe I should embellish a bit
add a dragon I had to fight off
He was 100 feet tall if he was a foot


VAMPIREGIRL: Lol! Aw yeah XP man I'm gunna attempt the nectarine again, wish you could stay its stickiness :-P


Cameron: is it sticky icky
Why don't you cut it up first?


VAMPGURL69: Cuz I don't have a knife atm lol


Cameron: :(
Keep me updated on Nectarine Watch 2013

VAMPGURL9000: Lol! Well I've found out that if I suck while eating it totes helps :-P

we would think u where cool with out being a 7'4 and having girls you meet on dateing sites texting you camereon you and cag man lately you guys are like the david becamame and tat spice girl of rubynetns

resorting to fake chat logs, how low can you sink,

and yes, I lie about my ehight, i will admit it, I am only 6'5 and 3/4,

I made one of those free dating site profiles once I only got messages from crazy cat ladies and 300 lb black women I figured maybe I just look like shit so I changed my picture to the first google result for male model and got messages from twice as many 300 lb black women and crazy cat ladies

shut the fuck up cam

cag is texting me right now and idk what shes talking about

tell her, that i think she's hot as fuck and i don't care what marco or monde think

surprise surpise shes drunk

tell her to text me 401-400-2FJS (2357)

ugh I got a sick feeling in my stomach the day I found out monde and cag actually knew each other, that the whole time he was calling her shovel face and bb and stuff it was actually true, not that cag has a shovel face but tha they actually talked to eachother, that's major points lost for cag, gross

cag is an angel sent from heaven, she landed right here in the candy crew, and my heart,,

tell her yourself her phone number is 772 840 6336

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ugh I got a sick feeling in my stomach the day I found out monde and cag actually knew each other, that the whole time he was calling her shovel face and bb and stuff it was actually true, not that cag has a shovel face but tha they actually talked to eachother, that's major points lost for cag, gross

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cag's orginal nickname was codey jr, cause her and cody talk alot, and where like best fourm friends when she first started posting(so much cag and cody rep boosting going on) and she also activly talks to marco, flagger chat etc, oh and don't forget speh, SPEH IS HER MASTER

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Originally Posted by Camoron

tell her yourself her phone number is 772 840 6336

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dude there's no way someone like cag would want her real number posted here and you wouldn't post it you're not that kinda guy, that's probably the fbi and ctu and don't do that kinda stuff to me I dont' deserve it

or SPATH 0 NEDM

lol XD

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag's orginal nickname was codey jr, cause her and cody talk alot, and where like best fourm friends when she first started posting(so much cag and cody rep boosting going on) and she also activly talks to marco, flagger chat etc, oh and don't forget speh, SPEH IS HER MASTER

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all of those people combined are ALMOST as bad as monde, the fact that all of them, fucking even just monde and cody alone, just thos two, it doesn't make me hate her it makes me feel so bad for her honestly I wish she woulda actually posted at fjs so she could see what it's like to not be surrounded by such misery

633 644 8537

^ ehr real number

epic trolls, abound,,

cam please, 401-400-2FJS just tell her, I dont' even have my phone on nor do I have a tab open for google.com/voice nor do I have my windows live mail program open, so

oh my god i literally thought this was general doli in this thread the entire tie heh wow

but I wanna know, that one day, when I bother to check my email or turn my phone on or whatever, that here will be a text fromcag, hopefully saying something like "fjs wins again" or "I wanna trade your soul" or something gay like that, cause all she does is hang out witht eh wrost posters, so I know it'll suck, but still....

I know he needs to stop copying my postin gstle

Cameron: is it sticky icky