omg my mom bought cheese salsa thing that expired in january and I didn't realize

fucking dollar store niggers wow who leaves something on the shelf for six months I kinda feel like I'm about to die I sort of feel like I"m gonna puke and my right foot feels like it has air bubbles or the muscles are twitching or something idk


what should I do help

now the right side of my neck is hurting

wait that just stopped I think

I ate it I think about two hours ago am I going to die

cheese salsa? thats fucking disgusting

your thread makes me want to shit.

yeah I told her to get the wholly guacamole thing where it's salsa on top of guacamole at not point did I mention cheese

this cheese salsa makes me want to shit, out of my mouth, and my eyes and my spirit I'm going to die

I make my own guacamole.

wow why didn't you tell me you were in second life and why are you hanging out with a bunch of spanish speaking people

http://i.imgur.com/PpbKaHa.jpg

feel free 2 share your recipe so I don't have to ever be poisoned again

Did you climb a fucking mountain today? No you fucking didn't.

oh the recipe for guac is pretty basic. Chopped onions, cilantro, garlic, roma tomatoes, and a bit of lime.

and just a bit of sour cream if you prefer it smooth.

Chopped onions, cilantro, garlic, vaseline, roma tomatoes, and a bit of lime.

wow queso salsa in a vacuum sealed jar that has more preservatives in it than a fucking twinkie and stevey is flipping out over it.

it wont hurt you retard

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and just a bit of sour cream if you prefer it smooth.

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i put minced jalapeno and a little salt in mine

He's gonna get indigestion and that fucking sucks.

pretty good guac recipe for not having any avocados in it though

Yeah. I know.

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pretty good guac recipe for not having any avocados in it though

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pretty sure the avo is a common sense thing strumpet

thanks beautiful, and thanks guldcat

and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

here's my recipe for a good cody post...

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and no I didn't climb a mountain what does that have to do with anything lol it's like 82358328583 degrees out why would I climb a mountain today

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because youre a fat fuck who never leaves the house and will some day need to be crane lifted onto a flatbed truck after they knock a wall down when you have a diabeetus coma

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ob__vious

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exactly why I don't click view post

yep and still better than anything youve posted in the last year

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exactly why I don't click view post

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stevey why dont you go view fjs and fuck off