Because God creates more miracles than Siri...

http://i.imgur.com/8f1Zm.jpg

Hail Satan and Veganism :sheep:

facebook screenshots are my god

add me on fb i want to be all your friends https://www.facebook.com/siburke939 (j/k fuck off - except dp <3)

dp is a dj :monocle:

fyi he's just as vapid there as he is here

http://www.reddit.com/user/stompleb