Teaching myself Java code

public class SpathApp{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Spath, damaged hole, tim, funaey lol"); //Display the string.
}
}

Watch out dp and jon, there's a new coder in town

ur goign down programers, im goign 2 make five milion hello world projects in netbeans until i have destroyed every ome

Don't bother learning Java, it sucks

any plans to port your application to android?

I've done it, Android is not good OS imo, they shouldn't use Java engine.

I gotta make my self a Angry Bird and make milons

i would totally download a spath app from google play

gl doli

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Originally Posted by juji

Don't bother learning Java, it sucks

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yea you're right it's only the most used programming language in the world why learn it? idiot.

*marks thread read*

gonna hold ur hand and never have sex w/ u cag

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Originally Posted by 0mon Ra

yea you're right it's only the most used programming language in the world why learn it? idiot.

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^ Typical Non programmer dork

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Originally Posted by juji

^ Typical Non programmer dork

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i work at amazon good try

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Originally Posted by 0mon Ra

i work at amazon good try

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function TimlolololBecomesHugeFaggot()
{
if ("Timlolololol"=="Huge Faggot")
{
Text="Yes, Timlololololol is a huge faggot";
}
}

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Originally Posted by juji

function TimlolololBecomesHugeFaggot()
{
if ("Timlolololol"=="Huge Faggot")
{
Text="Yes, Timlololololol is a huge faggot";
}
}

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to compare strings you should use .equals(). wow you have no idea what you're talking about lol.

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Originally Posted by 0mon Ra

to compare strings you should use .equals(). wow you have no idea what you're talking about lol.

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This is not Java, it's Javascript.

you could make a lot more money learning LSL and you could work with me

I need a script that resets my rune goldberg device so bad

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Originally Posted by juji

This is not Java, it's Javascript.

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VqRUakwUOj...00/snap_ho.gif

I could take you to a microgroove forum (universal music usually uses it) and we could hack it until everyone cries

that's show EMNIMEM....

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Originally Posted by maks

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-VqRUakwUOj...00/snap_ho.gif

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didn't she say "back off" ?

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Originally Posted by juji

didn't she say "back off" ?

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I thought it was 'back off' I picked that one because I had already invested 30 seconds into searching and didn't find a black woman snapping on alternate sides of her head

I would have thought juji would be a better lip reader

pretty sure she is saying "back up"

public class LisaCody{
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Lisa,Cody"); //Lisa Cody.
}
}

i'm gonna write scripts for games i ripped off from old warcraft 3 maps and patent the game and put them on the apple app store and call up apple and bitch to have them take down any similar apps and i'll sue away the competition and make loads of money

shes clearly saying "Bam"

java is fine

elz doesn't know what he is talking about, and never has

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Originally Posted by jon

java is fine

elz doesn't know what he is talking about, and never has

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as in he literally doesn't even know the words he's posting he doesn't speak a word of english