Im holding her hand. I squeeze her hand and smile at her. She smiles back. She tells me she has to go home. She walks home. She closes the door. She calls the police. Im arrested and thrown in jail Lmao,
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Im holding her hand. I squeeze her hand and smile at her. She smiles back. She tells me she has to go home. She walks home. She closes the door. She calls the police. Im arrested and thrown in jail Lmao,
I don't understand
no alohol in this fantasy
Very weird fantasy.
The moral of the story is, always pay in advanc
1 i visit cag at her house, she lets me in
2 we talk for a while, she goes upstairs and shuts the door to change
3 shes in there for a really long time
4 i get curious and go upstairs
5 open the door
6 get on the floor
7 everybody walk the dinosaur :rofl: get it, its a 4chan m
He could have come up with a better moral than that.
Teach me how to Dougie
omg Doli you are so weird.
Hey welcome to the forusm!!!! !:P Haha Im kind of the weird one around here xD
weird things:
saying i want to hold a girls hand
not weird things:
psoting five milion threads pretending to be a random australian woman i stalk in my spare time
ba dum tskQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
my cag fantasy:
we are out camping
i give her 400ug of LSD
i leave
"Lmao," made me laugh
I awake on a beach. Cag is standing over me.
I ask, "What happened?"
She replies, "blah blah blah blah blah"
I can't make out what she's saying. Maybe because I don't speak plain paper, or I'm too busy running second life in ultra ultra.
Fucking Stevey
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia.../c/c8/Lost.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by steveyos
My fantasy is:
When I invite cag to home, I made super awesome sushis to her, but she told she wont eat my sushis, it fucking hurt my feelings. But I felt something weird omg a giant spider transformation, cag is scared and tries to escape but the door is closed, I approach her to rape, she said NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! and got raped, she feels weaken and helpless, there goes my ultimate blow out, I bite her vagina, she got poisoned to death, Giant spider assembles her like a mummy with web and put to my storage.
is this real are you really elz
jesus christ
golden showers this thread immediatelyQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
My cag fantasy: I give her old alts and throw her suggestions every once in a while and watch what she does with them
elz cannot talk about a girl without mentioning sex lol
i wake up, shes sleeoing peaceuflly next to me. i reach over and feel her pregnant belly, its so big, shes due any day now. my god, to think just a year ago.. we were just strANGERs on a intenret forum. i think back to all the fun we had all the good times and the bad, and i caress her face gently then wrap my hands around her beautiful pregnant belly. i suckle gently at her neck and work my hands up onto her firm milk-laden breasts. she awakens softly and moans and i kiss her in the mouth then whisper into her ear, "i love you lisa"
Fucking god damnit. Adblocking this shit
abortion time
*marks baby aborted*
what is the matterQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
cag plays second life with me,
cag posts on fjs,
cag learns how to speak at an audible level so I can hear her on tinychat,
cag says something funny,
if just one of those could become reality......ahhhh....