the game's called "OH MY GOD, CAG!"
you're caught a surreal cag dreamscape :(
if you move it plays "A Horse With No Name" and the music stops when you stop
if you press the mouse button it whinnys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFMK2N1gtp4
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the game's called "OH MY GOD, CAG!"
you're caught a surreal cag dreamscape :(
if you move it plays "A Horse With No Name" and the music stops when you stop
if you press the mouse button it whinnys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFMK2N1gtp4
it's running at 1920 x 1048 so i guess that's why it fucked up streaming
i'll post my source code and post links to the executable soon
I make these noises to myself whenever I see anyone post the name "cag" http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UeVgTVj5tm
I love being me, I'm only ever a few milliseconds away from hearing something funny whenever I want to by just opening my mouth and letting comedy come out
it's in some shit basic in this thing called AGK
it allows you to do cross platform stuff
Code:SetDisplayAspect( 4.0/3.0 )
dim spriteArray[100]
` load media
loadImage(6,"cone.png")
loadImage(1,"horsehead.png")
loadImage(2,"me.png")
loadImage(3,"me3.png")
loadImage(4,"me2.png")
loadImage(5,"me1.png")
loadSound(1,"bubbles.wav")
loadSound(2,"whinny.wav")
loadSound(3,"whinny2.wav")
loadSound(4,"gallop.wav")
loadSound(5,"trot.wav")
loadMusic(1,"horse_with_no_name.mp3")
playMusic(1,1)
` create arrogant cunting paki
frame = 2
paki = createSprite(0)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 2)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 3)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 4)
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, 5)
setSpriteSize(paki,6,-1)
setSpriteOffset(paki,3,getSpriteHeight(paki)/2)
setSpritePositionByOffset(paki,50,50)
setSpriteDepth(paki,50)
fixSpriteToScreen(paki,1)
` create sprite array with parallax scrolling
for s=1 to 100
` create a sprite using either a cone or a horsehead
pic=random(0,1)
if pic=0
spr = createSprite(1)
else
spr = createSprite(6)
endif
` get a random depth, color and alpha
d = random(1,100)
r = random(0,255)
g = random(0,255)
b = random(0,255)
if pic=0
a = random(128,255)
else
a=random(192,255)
endif
` set the sprite size and depth
setSpriteDepth(spr,d)
setSpriteSize(spr,random(1.0,20.0)-(d/random(20.0,100.0)),-1)
setSpriteColor(spr,r,g,b,a)
` set it at a random position in our world
setSpritePosition(spr,random(0,100),random(0,100))
` add to the array
spriteArray[s] = spr
next
` oh my god
do
` view offset
vx# = getViewOffsetX()
vy# = getViewOffsetY()
` 100 sprites
for s=1 to 100
spr = spriteArray[s]
d# = getSpriteDepth(spr)
`set sprite offsets based on the view offset
Xoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vx#
Yoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vy#
setSpriteOffset(spr,Xoff#,Yoff#)
`check it
wx# = getSpriteX(spr)
wy# = getSpriteY(spr)
sx# = worldToScreenX(wx#)
sy# = worldToScreenY(wy#)
`if not a new position
if sx#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#+100,wy#)
if sx#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#-100,wy#)
if sy#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#+100)
if sy#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#-100)
next
` adjust the view and orientation of the paki
x# = getDirectionX()
y# = -getDirectionY()*0.2
a# = getSpriteAngle(paki)
setSpriteAngle(paki,a#+x#)
setViewOffset(getViewOffsetX()+y#*cos(90-a#),getViewOffsetY()-y#*sin(90-a#)*getDisplayAspect())
` animate the paki
if abs(y#)>0.1
if GetMusicExists(1)
resumemusic()
else
playmusic(1)
endif
frame = frame+1
print("c-c-c-c-c-c")
if frame>4 then frame=2
print("aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")
print("gg")
else
pausemusic()
frame = 1
print("oh my god!")
text=random(1,3)
if text=1 then print("i'm going to puke...")
print("")
if text=2 then print("ffffffffffffffffuuuu")
print("")
if text=3 then print("i can't even hear what she's saying!")
print("")
endif
setSpriteFrame(paki,frame)
if GetPointerPressed()=1
playsound(3)
endif
sync()
loop
record yourself screaming "CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG" and i'll add it to the game
you have some serious autism son you might wanna to get it checked outQuote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
monde couldnt write a game app to save his marriage
I only scream her true name and even then I'm down to only a few times a week after waking from a night terror.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ht4CyqblYpQuote:
Originally Posted by m0nde
have you considered therapy?Quote:
Originally Posted by rubycalaber
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U9PG6IunA7Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
okay modified it
andCode:loadSound(1,"cag_scream.wav")
loadSound(2,"whinny2.wav")
Code:if GetPointerPressed()=1
playsound(random(1,2))
endif
wow nice monde
monde create a server for minecraft instead
Use ratio to target for android resolutions.
m0nde will you teach me how to be cool like you
im writing a program for android too m0nde, its called angry bird 2: you wouldnt like me when im angrey,
funny, horse head and cone tits
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Leeroy Jenkins
by Leeroy Jenkins
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i fail to see how this qualifies as a game
okay, better physics, learning this shitty language
now i'm going to add some actual points and thing
Code:SetDisplayAspect( 16.0/10.0 )
dim spriteArray[100]
alpha=128
SetRawMouseVisible(0)
` load media
bkgd = CreateSprite(loadImage("horsegirl.jpg"))
SetSpriteSize(bkgd,110,-1)
fixSpritetoScreen(bkgd,1)
setSpriteDepth(bkgd,255)
loadImage(2,"horsehead.png")
loadImage(3,"cone.png")
loadImage(4,"me.png")
loadImage(5,"me3.png")
loadImage(6,"me2.png")
loadImage(7,"me1.png")
loadImage(8,"lizard.png")
loadImage(9,"lizard2.png")
loadImage(10,"lizard3.png")
loadImage(11,"lizard4.png")
loadImage(12,"lizard5.png")
loadImage(13,"lizard6.png")
loadImage(14,"lizard7.png")
loadImage(15,"lizard8.png")
loadImage(16,"lizard9.png")
loadSound(1,"cag_scream.wav")
loadSound(2,"whinny2.wav")
loadMusic(1,"horse_with_no_name.mp3")
playMusic(1,1)
` create arrogant cunting paki
frame = 2
paki = createSprite(0)
for fr=4 to 7
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(paki, fr)
next
setSpriteSize(paki,10,-1)
setSpriteOffset(paki,3,getSpriteHeight(paki)/2)
setSpritePositionByOffset(paki,50,50)
setSpriteDepth(paki,50)
fixSpriteToScreen(paki,1)
`create lizard
lizard = createSprite(0)
for fr=8 to 16
AddSpriteAnimationFrame(lizard, fr)
next
setSpriteSize(lizard,10,-1)
setSpriteOffset(lizard,3,getSpriteHeight(lizard)/2)
setSpritePositionByOffset(lizard,GetPointerX()+random(5,10),GetPointerY()-random(5,10))
setSpriteDepth(lizard,random(0,50))
fixSpriteToScreen(lizard,1)
PlaySprite(lizard,10,1,8,16)
` create sprite array with parallax scrolling
for s=1 to 100
` create a sprite using either a cone or a horsehead
spr = createSprite(random(2,3))
` get a random depth, color and alpha
d = random(1,100)
r = random(0,255)
g = random(0,255)
b = random(0,255)
if pic=0
a = random(128,255)
else
a = random(192,255)
endif
` set the sprite size and depth
setSpriteDepth(spr,d)
setSpriteSize(spr,random(1.0,20.0)-(d/random(15.0,200.0)),-1)
setSpriteColor(spr,r,g,b,alpha)
setSpriteColor(bkgd,255,255,255,alpha)
if ( direction = 0 )
alpha = alpha - 1
if ( alpha < 0 )
direction = 1
endif
endif
if ( direction = 0 )
alpha = alpha + 1
if ( alpha > 255 )
direction = 0
endif
endif
SetSpriteAngle (spr,angle)
angle=angle+1
SetSpriteSize (spr, GetSpriteWidth(spr) -1, GetSpriteHeight (spr) -1)
` set it at a random position in our world
setSpritePosition(spr,random(0,100),random(0,100))
` add to the array
spriteArray[s] = spr
next
` oh my god
do
` view offset
vx# = getViewOffsetX()
lizardx# = getSpriteX(lizard)
vy# = getViewOffsetY()
lizardy# = getSpriteY(lizard)
` 100 sprites
for s=1 to 100
spr = spriteArray[s]
d# = getSpriteDepth(spr)
`set sprite offsets based on the view offset
Xoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vx#
Yoff# = -(d#-100.0)*0.01*vy#
setSpriteOffset(spr,Xoff#,Yoff#)
`check it
wx# = getSpriteX(spr)
wy# = getSpriteY(spr)
sx# = worldToScreenX(wx#)
sy# = worldToScreenY(wy#)
`if not a new position
if sx#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#+100,wy#)
if sx#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#-100,wy#)
if sy#<0 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#+100)
if sy#>100 then setSpritePosition(spr,wx#,wy#-100)
next
` adjust the view and orientation of the paki
x# = getDirectionX()
y# = -getDirectionY()*0.2
a# = getSpriteAngle(paki)
setSpriteAngle(paki,a#+x#)
setViewOffset(getViewOffsetX()+y#*cos(90-a#),getViewOffsetY()-y#*sin(90-a#)*getDisplayAspect())
setSpritePositionByOffset(lizard,GetPointerX(),GetPointerY())
` animate the paki and lizard
if abs(y#)>0.1
if GetMusicExists(1)
resumemusic()
else
playmusic(1)
endif
frame = frame+0.75
if frame>4 then frame=2
else
pausemusic()
frame = 1
print("oh my god!")
text=random(1,3)
if text=1 then print("i'm going to puke...")
print("")
if text=2 then print("ffffffffffffffffuuuu")
print("")
if text=3 then print("i can't even hear what she's saying!")
print("")
endif
setSpriteFrame(paki,frame)
if GetRawMouseLeftPressed()=1
playsound(1)
c=c+1
a=a+1
g=g+1
createtext(c,"c-c-c-c-c-c")
createtext(a,"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa")
createtext(g,"gg")
settextposition(c,wx#,wy#)
settextposition(a,wx#,wy#+gettexttotalheight(c))
settextposition(g,wx#,wy#+gettexttotalheight(c)+gettexttotalheight(a))
endif
if GetRawMouseLeftReleased()=1 then playsound(2)
if GetRawMouseRightPressed()=1
spr = GetSpriteHit (wx#,wy#)
createparticles(getpointerx(),getpointery())
endif
sync()
loop
okay, created some goals now
created a 3D space with land mines and a target
you have to reach that point by following the intensity of the background and the music volume
you can use your lizard to fight off enemies
working on particle effects now
Thats BASIC old as fuck
exporting to html5
Does AGK export HTML5?
supports shit basic and c++
i only have the trial version which only has the basic thing in it
Heh, did you study all game builder softwares?
these two are much easier than game creation studio or some others i've found
i prefer code to a gui, idk why
I never liked Unity3D