cag has sex with me in my apartment MEGATHREAD

cag went to my apartment and had sex with me. jealous?

i fucked her behind a dumpster at 7-11 so ya i'm a little jealous since u guys had sheets

i'm ashamed.

cag pegged me, jealous?

"thats no skin off my dick", me to cag in a reference to a classic line from hit TV series whatever

*marks thread read forever*

LOL!

<3

I'm having a panic attack.

I shouldn't have to re-read an entire thread after I've marked it read in my mind.

thread's already been marked read
oh well

you guys are the perfect online forum couple

don't worry, barry raw dogged a girl that looks and sounds just like cag, he'll post about it real soon

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

cag went to my apartment and had sex with me. jealous?

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Yes, now I hate cag forever

So I should expect to see you creeping in a back alley with a gang of bloodthirsty zetas sometime soon?

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

"thats no skin off my dick", me to cag in a reference to a classic line from hit TV series whatever

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So you aren't circumcised?

im not :monocle:

wow ban ob

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

So I should expect to see you creeping in a back alley with a gang of bloodthirsty zetas sometime soon?

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shut the fuck up, you damn whore!

can't wait till cag gets beheaded by the zeta boys

isn't the zeta boys the group who made who let the dogs out