I'm having a picnic attack.

Let's do lunch.*


*offer applies only to cag and every anime and video game character besides solid snake and all his clones

I wish dr girlfriend was my girlfriend

can i be your waiter?

gonna look down cags shirt

not if you ire gonna be gross like well actually she'd enjoy that so sure

gonna put pubes in her pbj

cag. i know sometimes we don't see eye to eye on things(because you are so fucking short, and i am a tower of a man), but you know what i would still totally take u out for lunch, we could drink too much and maybe get a dui, idk see where the afternoon takes us