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oh my
while digging through my mom's room looking for weed, beer, spare change, or pills, i stumbled across a dildo
i immediately ran to the bathroom to puke my guts out
i think i puked so hard that all the contents of my small and large intestine were sucked back into my stomach just so i could puke them too
did you sniff the tip?
why do you gotta say those things
it would be rude not to have a sniff just to see if it had been used recently
it would be rude not to
dildos arent vegan
why is Tims hole not an option.
Spath.
frak
suck it and then shove it up your ass and take pictures of it and give them to your gf to let her know you want to start pegging
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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
oh shit guys rubycalaber just posted
>2012
>voting in a siburke thread
lol ruby has become the enigma who only posts once every month remember when he seriously posted like every day
I'm getting closer to tim's hoooolllleeee
All the boys want to find Tim and fuck him. Its not because theyre gay, but its because Tim is so gay that they have to do it, or else he wont learn his lesson to stop being gay.
I don't want to beat him I want to goad him indo doing stupid shit for my amusement
if maks wont i will, auzzy boiz r hawtt
Garfield is a kind man.
seriously lowering my expectations
ruby i am too lazy to google "pegging" somebody please explain
getting fucked in the ass by a girl wearing a strapon. probably old news for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by siburke939
ah cool that would be a bit weird but in fairness my missus did fist me in the bath last week that was quite the experience & surprisingly enjoyable (until i farted at the hospital (long story) & thought i'd shat myself)
seems like pegging would be a natural evolution of your relationship
i think we skipped that by going straight to fisting in fairness - she gives an amazing rimjob #justsaying
#usinghashtagsoninternetforumsasifthisistwitterwhatofit
With what you two are up to I'm amazed you found the time to stick it in her twat and knock her up
i fucked her 6 times on the trot one night we just really click together gotta get plenty of pussy smashing in there! >:-D
we even made love a few times (true story)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww