Plump drugs if your still you are alive, please post itt, so i know your ok,

Gee that'd be cool dp, talking to Rootbeer and m0nde

Why not add Cody to the convo

are you going to rootbeer and debbies wedding

you seemed to like tlaking to rootbeer for quite an extended time, lisa. i hear you've been phoning him and trying to talk to his fiance.

but ya be mad at me for telling a story about a time in was in tinychat

lisa do you remeber this night,, do you remeber when monde saved plug drugs life

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you seemed to like tlaking to rootbeer for quite an extended time, lisa. i hear you've been phoning him and trying to talk to his fiance.

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Um nope. Other way around dipshit.

And certainly not you.

whatever, end that shit. you messed with his mind enough and now you're jealous of any happiness he managed to find.
just stop

llisa wsho's the next retarded rubynet virgin you are going to trick into falling in lvoe with you

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ya ok sure, ya it was all a big misunderstaing you where out of town that night no where near a computer,, the webcam was just marks with some video loops of you,, big misundersating

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i was there, literaly all of that hapened

somehow, i dnot know how, but the thing dp wrote, is actualy unironicaly true, and it is so freakign hilarious

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i was there, literaly all of that hapened

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no it didnt you fat sack of shit

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ok i will try to tell the whole story cause i was there for most of it, in this tinychat, this terrifying tinychat,

around 8 or 9 at night plug drugs starts talking about his horrible childhood, how his father does not love him and abonadned him, and his mother does not care about him,

this deep realization drove him to start popping oxy like they where going out of style, and eating, fucking binge eating, constant eating, and popping pills

lisa finally logs, on, and god dam well you know lisa is sexy as fuck, and of course we all asked her to flash her tits, shove shit in her various girl holes etc etc,

lisa, of course did all this, and we all :fap: the night away, all along plug drugs basically crying after me just fucking verbaly abusing him for 3 hours and dreadgeing up his terrible past, starts flipping out with

LISA GET ON MSN CHAT RIGHT NOW

lisa is like uhhhhh wtf mike, it's all just a wee bit of fun in her gay ass slow aussie accent, put this is not fun for plug drugs, this is fucking real life, this tinychat room and lisa msn chats are all he has, and god dammit if some fags from rubynet are gonna take that away from him.... to be cont,,,

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PART 2 OF PLUMP DRUGS IS A FAT FAGGOT,

so along this time, everyone is either sex chatting and hitting lisa to drive plug drugs fucking crazy and lisa is eating it up with a spoon,, she's falling hard for doll faced boys like garfield, and getting lost in reno's goth gamer eyes,

plug drugs keeps logging off, after many LISA GET ON MSN CHAT RIGHT NOW'S and i love you lisa(uninronic lisa love is the fucking worst kind of lisa love),

at this time i inform lisa that what she is in , is an abusive relationship with plug drugs over msn chat, and that he wants her all to her self, and is doing all this shit becuase he wants to cage her up, and thorw away the key so he can keep all of her proton chats for himself, and he is not allowing her to hang out with her friends from rubynet, lisa finally starts to see the light, and they basically broke up over msn chat/ and in the tiny chat,

well plug drugs came back distraught as fuck after there breakup and goes into full meltdown mode, FINE LISA IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU I DON'T WANT TO LIVE, I AM GOING TO TAKE 11 OXY PILLS TILL I CAN'T FELL THE HURT, YOU AND THIS TINYCHAT FULL OF FAGGOTS HAS BROUGHT UPON ME,

he then starts counting the oxys he's taking, 8, 9, 10,

at this point i am like holy shit this is real, plug drugs is acutally killing himself, so i start yelling at lisa, LISA I ONLY KNOW PLUG DRUGS NAME IS MIKE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES AND HIS ADDRESS OR PHONE NUMBER CALL THE EMT'S IN HIS TOWN OR HE IS GONNA FUCKING DIE IN TINYCHAT, RIGHT IN FRONT OF 15 FAGGOTS CALL THE FUCKING POLICE OR EMT'S DO SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT,,,

lisa then is like uhhh jolly good, pip pip oh SHIT YOUR RIGHT MIKE IS KILLING HIMSELF, uhhhh pip pip thorw another shrimp on the barbie, and get's her phone, but then she talks about the EMEINEIEN fourms obbseeed bush pig uoflcardfan and then it goes into 10 mins about how EMENEINE is the best rapper ever, and the whole time me and cameron are fucking screaming at her LISA FUCKING CALL SOMEBODY OR I WILL HAVE TO TALK TO FLAGGERCHAT AND GET HIS HOME NUMBER AND ADDRESESS AND FLAGGERCHAT HAS AUSTIM IT WILL TAKE TOO LONG, so she finally dials a number on her phone, welp instead of calling the fucking emt's she calls his homephone number,,,

because she is either stupid or wanted plug drugs to die, it might be a little bit of both,

luckly monde, the prototype flaggerchat, the og flagger is in the tinychat and calls the state police with his real name, the number of facebook friends he has, etc, and he basically soul traded the shit outta plug drugs,


then the best thing ever happens, plug drugs logs out of the tinychat and logs back in, exactly 10 seconds later, and is like

what's up guys , what's going on? did i miss anything :)

then he goes on to explain that the other plug drugs in tinychat or msn chat with lisa was not him, and somehow, some evil hacker(prob flaggerchat) hacked his msn account, and made this whole gonna kill myself thing up,and that he does not do drugs at all and it's just a gimmack and he does not want to go to the puzzle factory for a couple weeks while this whole tinychat meltdown thing is sorted out,

so fine, he was hacked, let' ssee if he can pass some sobriety tests to make sure he did not actually take 11 oxys, so i have him get on his grandmohers ski excisiste thing and do 50 ski reps, i count, he does the 50 ski reps, he looked ok at that point, and was prob the most exersise that fat fuck has gotten in years,

i then ask him to say the alpahbet backwards, he can not get past W without fucking up, he's fucking high as shit and prob took something weather it was the 11 oxys or his grandmas dog's flea meds, i can't really be sure,

plug drugs then stayed in the tinychat while we all called him a faggot for another half and hour, and it seems that the address the state police had for him was his actual apt, with his roomates, and he was at his grandmothers house so the police and emts prob went to his roomates apt at 2 am looking for him and he was not there,

plug drugs had tears coming out of his fat fucking face a couple times, so he tried to cheer himself up by showing his engoraged ball sack on cam, and signed off,

either he died in his sleep, or he woke up, logged onto msn chat, and this is going to start all over again,,,,

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also later when I showed up he was legitimately crying on cam I saw him wiping away tears in between handfuls of chips

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this was not a joke, it actually happened