Plug drugs slitting his wrist and playing with his dick and his gun, stevey wandering rhode island, elz strangling his dog, gabi

i am sure plug drugs has excellent medial insarnuce

hes under 23 or whatever so he prob still on his familys insurance

lucky little bastard gets a morphine drip for free

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yeah im sure he slit his wrists just to be cool on the internet

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that's why most people slit their wrists

Plug drugs couldn't afford a casket. lol. Pretty sure his family couldn't afford one either.

maybe i will make plug drugs a nice casket this week i think i have some extra sheets of pine laying around, i'll put a little cag trap door in the bottom, cag i am gonna need you to fold yourself in half and give me a height measurement..

Just devide 5'3'' by 2.. Should give you a correct estimate. Worst comes to shove, I'm sure you own a hacksaw.

lol 5'3 cag u are a little pixie ^_^

did you get your tits caught between two beltsanders?

also where in california do you live

You might have to cut the tits and booty off too or else I won't fit.

is your booty also shaped like a construction cone?

Maybe.

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also where in california do you live

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also where in california do you live

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SLO. Well known Alien base. Why do you think Claire has such strange facial features?

look a marco post about claire,

here marco use this jpg to own her

http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-conten...lainsitall.png

Marco has a file on his desktop where he keeps his favorite cag memorabilia.

I swear I saw you on the "Price is Right" today at lunch with Drew Carry. Only in Cali-Fornia.

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I swear I saw you on the "Price is Right" today at lunch with Drew Carry. Only in Cali-Fornia.

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I would never go on that show. I hate it. Drew Carey is fat.

99% of the people on The Price is Right are fat as fuck.

i really really want to spin that big ass wheel

They called up this 5'3" Alien midget from SLO. had to be you. You looked very strange like all
Cali-Fornians.

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They called up this 5'3" Alien midget from SLO. had to be you. You looked very strange like all
Cali-Fornians.

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are you talking like an alien on puprose

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They called up this 5'3" Alien midget from SLO. had to be you. You looked very strange like all
Cali-Fornians.

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Then it must have been me.

Why are you hyphenating californians? Is that some kind of burn aimed at my people?

marco watch this whole thing,

Cali-fornicaters HA HA HA

oh im prob moving to long beach at the end of the year i was going to let you suck my dick, but youd have to drive

lol jon word filtered all youtubes to that