Give me your login Michael

having body fat is like always lifting weights 24/7 doing anything though, so yeah bro do you even lift???

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i will come to your hovel during the wee hours of the night, you will never get to see the face of the man who took everything from you including your life, you will not even know you are dead.

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He'll be awake in the wee hours of the night and his heightened tweaker radar will sense your presence from a mile away.

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

Fat from sitting around, staring at the shadows all day and composing long-winded philisophical bullshit on the meaning of life when you live for your next fix.

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there you go that's a more accurate depiction of me than your previous one

i will make my way up though the floor boards and my scent will be masked with the blood of poor people, he will never know i was there

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

there you go that's a more accurate depiction of me than your previous one

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Your crater-face must resemble the surface of the moon.

what the hell is "crater face"?

plug drugs trying to roll w/ the pucnhes to be a cool guy is the most irritating thing ive ever seen

no clue, but my face doesn't appear to be resemble anything that would be called "crater face"
So splooooosh
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...ttleship-1.jpg

god damn it why are there attached thumbnails now, fucking vbulletin

did you just attach an image are you this gay on purpose

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

plug drugs trying to roll w/ the pucnhes to be a cool guy is the most irritating thing ive ever seen

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Well looky hear, Mr Sigmund fucking Freud thinks he's got everything figured out
i don't need to pretend, and i do what i want

lol yes u do what u want, now run crieying home to clump before i roast ur ass live on national television like the last 50 times u tried to star shit with me

i dont mind, i could rly use another top rated rep coment on teh forums, pleas, try to defend urself u sorry sack of shit at least give me [the epic troll master] a chalenge

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

no clue, but my face doesn't appear to be resemble anything that would be called "crater face"
So splooooosh
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__...ttleship-1.jpg

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All meth heads have crater faces. lol
Now I know you're just a liar.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

did you just attach an image are you this gay on purpose

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you know i'm clever and you wish you had a brain as sexy as mine, lisa loves my sexy brain, she's hot for it

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Originally Posted by clay

i'll bet plugdrugs likes it when you infantilize him and treat him like he's retarded

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yes

Plug Drugs enjoys all my treatment of him with a throbbing blood engorged penis

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

All meth heads have crater faces. lol
Now I know you're just a liar.

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i've never touched meth

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

yes

Plug Drugs enjoys all my treatment of him with a throbbing blood engorged penis

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qft

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

you know i'm clever and you wish you had a brain as sexy as mine, lisa loves my sexy brain, she's hot for it

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Fuck!

You got me there.

<3

I hate you Mike.

But I want your cock.

:3

I still love you though. And flag.

You bastards.

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

you know i'm clever and you wish you had a brain as sexy as mine, lisa loves my sexy brain, she's hot for it

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The fool doth think he is wise and the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

what, why

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because I was trying to be angry at you and your essay long posts make me giggle

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

"overweight" I guess, I'm not massive or anything, but more 'fat' than 'skinny'

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R U A QT?

you just attached a thumbnail and posted qft right after this is like the preschool posting hour, you need to get lost plug drugs and know that lisa is the hands of a real forum poster now

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i've never touched meth

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i do this all the fucking time but i never learn my lesson... Life is just too boring by itself to NOT binge out on speed when i get it. At least today will be interesting, the whole day i'll be counting down the hours til the end of my shift, taking it one minute at a time, telling myself "come on, you can do this, just stick around for 6 hours and then you can go home and crash"

fuck minimum wage. Its bullshit. Work every day and make dog shit, I've got to find a better job.

my potential has been wasted. Its a bummer, I could have made something of myself and really helped people. I think its the antidepressants I was on a few years ago; they made me extra-confident, and everyone believed me and trusted me and followed me and listened to me just because I was attentive and confident. But after I stopped taking them, my brain was even worse off than it was before I started taking the meds -- my mind is permanently damaged and compromised; I'm seriously debating whether or not I should start a lawsuit. I was never warned of permanent side effects.

or its all the drugs ive taken, who knows

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:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

zzzzz oh wait, this is the part i go "uhh nuh uh! i'm super strong and tough"
don't see the point in pursuing such a boring argument; I'll say that I'm a strong young chap and I've got a fighter's body frame

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LOL

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

The fool doth think he is wise and the wise man knows himself to be a fool.

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i'm pretty tired i was up for two nights straight and only slept 5 hours last night, so i'm not totally prepped for the practising the art of insult-craft and yeah its no Mark Twain,
but I can't just back down and not reply because DP has been talking to Lisa lately and she's gonna be watching

The female watches the males as they try to impress her by locking their antlers together in competition

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Originally Posted by Lisa Claus

LOL

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=P

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

I'm actually fat

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lol

plug drugs if "insult-craft" rly was an art youd be the kid at the back of teh class who is onley there to check out the hot nude model and try to get her phone nuember but she ignores you consstantly and actively demeans u in front of ur friends who all call you mr boner because you get a bonetr whenever she makes fun of you.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

you just attached a thumbnail and posted qft right after this is like the preschool posting hour, you need to get lost plug drugs and know that lisa is the hands of a real forum poster now

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yolo

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

yolo

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YOU PUSH WALMART CARTS FULL OF LIES PLUG DRUGS YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF YOUR GRANDMA'S EMPTY PILL BOTTLES

here's an old saying for you plug drugs GTFO

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i'm pretty tired i was up for two nights straight and only slept 5 hours last night, so i'm not totally prepped for the practising the art of insult-craft and yeah its no Mark Twain,
but I can't just back down and not reply because DP has been talking to Lisa lately and she's gonna be watching

The female watches the males as they try to impress her by locking their antlers together in competition

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Well you certainly have a dilemma on your hands.. But you will lose because DP is funnier than you.

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

oh shit yeah i forgot that you're talking to lisa now and this was a challenge of masculinity
should we show off our brawn in front of lisa and then wrestle and throw our shit at each other like apes for good measure?

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:shlick:

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

plug drugs if "insult-craft" rly was an art youd be the kid at the back of teh class who is onley there to check out the hot nude model and try to get her phone nuember but she ignores you consstantly and actively demeans u in front of ur friends who all call you mr boner because you get a bonetr whenever she makes fun of you.

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you seem well qualified to teach insult strategy theory, "intentionally misspell words and ignore grammar and sentence structure to make it seem like you don't care and are dishing out insults effortlessly" Doli's pro tip

"quotes around shitty posts do make them not shitty posts"

the part about throwing poo at each other was particulary hot

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

you know i'm clever and you wish you had a brain as sexy as mine, lisa loves my sexy brain, she's hot for it

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*licks your brain*

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