No get fucked Sherman.

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

rootbeer's sexual prowess

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:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

gorehound larry learned to love, maybe you should try the same thing josh

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:n:

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

Got herped in the ruby is a pant shitting retard megathread.

I wanted them herped for ages lol. And now they've come through as a friend again... but you know... the many faces of ufotard.

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I meant why is she being nice to you because that makes me mad

gorehound larry's heart grew 3 sizes that day

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

The last thing I did before leaving aus was give you $450 for bills, and you spent it on MOTHERFUCKING WEED. How many more guys will attempt to "save your life" I have no clue but what you do should be illegal. get help lisa

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rooty you are an idiot. never hand a woman money

lisa your 2 sexy, put the cuffs on her boys,

marco, cag and jesuse is the awnser are online, time for me to away

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Originally Posted by clay

maybe he cant have sex because youre disgusting

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lisa bubble

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

The last thing I did before leaving aus was give you $450 for bills, and you spent it on MOTHERFUCKING WEED. How many more guys will attempt to "save your life" I have no clue but what you do should be illegal. get help lisa

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buying weed IS illegal genious

goes to get a sub with camerona... blows a huge load all over the jar of pickless

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

I meant why is she being nice to you because that makes me mad

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Who gives a shit pathetic slut.

Lisa rootbeer PMed me on steam and told me that you would always fake the smiles that you had in your photos, and that the second the camera was taken away you would turn into an abusive cunt

maybe she turned into an abusive cunt because rootbeer wasnt able to abuse her cunt

You're the pathetic one since you couldn't even keep some virgin retard who jizzed all over the place and you cried for days and could not get out of bed because you were stuck to it because of all the jizz everywhere

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Originally Posted by clay

maybe she turned into an abusive cunt because rootbeer wasnt able to abuse her cunt

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that really blows

kill me I made a pun by accident

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

You're the pathetic one since you couldn't even keep some virgin retard who jizzed all over the place and you cried for days and could not get out of bed because you were stuck to it because of all the jizz everywhere

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I can keep whoever I want.

You're just pissed that you're having trouble keeping yours away from mine.

keeping yours away from mine :confused:

if they made a movie out of this thred it would be called brokedick island, the story of a roied out cripple, and a pink haired bogan, and the internet fourm that tore them apart, but in the end it brought them closer together,,, staring lou fergino in a wheel chair as rooty and a sack of flour with a face drawn on it as lisa,,,

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

http://i.imgur.com/7g6X5lw.png

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

if they made a movie out of this thred it would be called brokedick island, the story of a roied out cripple, and a pink haired bogan, and the internet fourm that tore them apart, but in the end it brought them closer together,,, staring lou fergino in a wheel chair as rooty and a sack of flour with a face drawn on it as lisa,,,

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

http://i.imgur.com/7g6X5lw.png

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this is the happy ending brokedick island needed lock this thread and sticky it in golden showers

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

keeping yours away from mine :confused:

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:hmm: :sickburn:

keeping yours away from mine YAWN desperate losers

I don't think she thought that one through before posting

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how can we say that napkin is fucking real, what if lisa wrote it, because shes totally insane, and wants to feel, wanted

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Originally Posted by clay

maybe she turned into an abusive cunt because rootbeer wasnt able to abuse her cunt

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I got her address

Im applying something that Lisa shouldnt know about this

better go visit her then huh? win her over steal her from rootbeer