Lisa's Comics: The Bushpig Crusader, Part 1

If you think anyone is reading your delsuional compulsive full of shit then you're a moron

You act worse than cody

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Originally Posted by Lisa Battery

If you think anyone is reading your delsuional compulsive full of shit then you're a moron

You act worse than cody

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Hydroquinone penetrates the skin and may cause irreversible damage to connective tissue.

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Originally Posted by clay

just to be clear, cag absolutely does not post here. theres a script running looking for jon and her home and phone IPs. that's why he no longer posts here so that there are no false positives.

if she posts here, jon gets an email. then he beats her around the thighs and stomach while i prepare an alibi for him. she is married now and is jons property. if anyone catches cag posting here on a proxy, you need to inform me asap

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cag you need to call one of those 1800 numbers for abused women asap and get outta there

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Originally Posted by clay

this is a screen shot of jon programming part of his cag killer. he used a loan app framework to hide the rage

http://i.imgur.com/dpvHQCr.png

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i know a few thick necked guys who will give u a loan clay

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Originally Posted by clay

I offered cag a Fanta pineapple soda, which she wanted, and jon gave her some weird look. then she didn't want it. later i thought we were alone and i said if you want that just take it, take both(there was also a strawberry). we were not alone, jon was around the corner of the office. he comes in tilted forward like hes running, slams into my chest, pulls a gun on me, and tells me to mind my own business or he'll mind it for me.

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that's it i'm on the next flight to texas cag i was your frist friend here hell i even named you,, i fell part responsible for this

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

i know a few thick necked guys who will give u a loan clay

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clays buying his own taco bell

Looks like another meth binge has taken place

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Originally Posted by jazz

Looks like another meth binge has taken place

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yeah that

The major issue with meth abuse is the lack of sleep. This is going to be the number 1 cause of soreness associated with a binge.
The human body and brain need sleep roughly Every 12 hours to essentially recharge. Delusions, paranoia and hallucinations can be seen in sufferers of sleep deprivation after as little as only 24 hours without sleep. By hour 48 you are not functioning at anywhere near a same level. Regardless of how you perceive you feel.

That's a pretty good description of lisa on a daily basis

regardless of meth, her mental health is the major issue. if she were to get on some proper anti-psychotics or even some mood stabilizers and be forced to go through some therapy, she could work in a grocery store or as a crossing guard or something productive. as she is now, she just serves to stir up problems for others and worsen her mental state. someone should contact the authorities in australia or the police.

capish?

Evyone's mental health is better than yours you compulsive lying sack of shit

All of your posts are utter shit

you're coming apart at the seams, hmm. i'm counting how many times you repeat yourself.

I'd love to join in the drama but there's a girl in my shower right now, lisa's a whore, shoutouts to m0nde dp deso and jazz

s/o 2 mrks

hey guys did i miss anything?

is there a second comic

i feel like i completely missed the last drake album

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Originally Posted by Poopalew

If a man sends his wife away and she leaves him and becomes another man's should he return to her anymore?

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

cag are u lurking this thread can u ask jon this question and post his awnser on timnet

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no

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Originally Posted by lnopia the great

is there a second comic

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where's the fucking comics

http://rubycalaber.com/forums/images...lisafooter.png

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Originally Posted by m0nde

donny, i know lisa hates me but i'm telling you once out the kindness of my heart jsut like i told rootbeer, do not go to australia. it's fine camfucking her and being infatuated, but do not take it further. you will do yourself harm. you have an idealized picture of who she is. don't ruin it.

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monde tried to save donnys life, but donny would not listen

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

u need to go to pengin island donny u need to be a drug mule for me to pay for your passage, u need this donny, i mean your dad just died its time to take life by the brown vagina hairs before your ticket is punched

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you should have listend to me as well donny

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Originally Posted by clay

Donny's an absolute beast if he's even thinking about putting his dick anywhere near lisa. guy doesn't care if he lives or dies

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fuck you lisa

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

fuck you lisa

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No thanks fugly

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

Nahh Lisa is actually an amazingly-good person.
I'm immune to any and all manipulations... she's perfect for me, we spend every waking moment together, and she's my best friend.

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This is a post Donny made, I’m using his old account

lisa what fansty world do you live in where the entire fourm does not hate you