cody has a disease
its called fat bitches on his dick
LOL
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cody has a disease
its called fat bitches on his dick
LOL
Nothing wrong with fat bitches, they try hard and have low expectations.
Im a fine skinny bitch
fat bitch fuckers would love to dine on me
Im Lisa!
I'm kind of a big deal around here, if you write my name in sharpie on your snatch I'll make it my signature. it'll give you a lot of credibility, it's the internet equivalent of when you used to fuck the football team in high school.
I dont care much for soccer
I spent more time in drama drawing faces on my cooter and having the other girls make it make faces!
That got me a LOT of credibility! All the guys wanted to see!
fucking the football team isn't about enjoying sports it's about enhancing your social standing and that's what I'm offering to do for you right now
Im offering you to treat a proper lady
Not whore her out.
Now put up or get out of my forum.
oh god don't turn into one of those julia roberts whores. you knew what this was.
I was told I could be the queen whore here and I DEMAND to be COCKED and PLEASED until Im COMPLETELY SATISFIED!
IM QUEEN LISA!
No, you were told we know how to treat a whore, which means we treat them respectfully but don't do shit for them unless we get something in return.
How am I supposed to return anything if you never do anything?
Cock or get off my site!
look you gotta stop making demands I wanted a whore not a wife
OMG...it just keeps getting worse.
This is my site.
And Im not your wife.
Im your dominatrix.
Now please mama or shes going to pull out the claws!
I don't take orders from anyone brahQuote:
Originally Posted by o0Battery0o
Im not your brah bitch
Im your whore.
Now. Cock up or log off.
It's up, just don't feel like getting my camera, importing the picture onto my laptop, cropping it to a reasonable size, and uploading it to my website.
How about uploading it to my vagina?
planning on being in the US any time soon?
American men cant handle psycho bitches like me
:)
I dated a crack addict for 6 months you'd be a walk in the park
I'd do crack for you
No you don't have to do crack but if you could pick up some acid that would be just super
can we wrap your dick in sheets and use it as lube so we can have a cosmic fuck fest?
I appreciate your enthusiasm but I'm not sure paper would make such a great lubricant
we can just cover it in mustard too
I actually prefer ketchup but whatever it's your snatch
sausage and mustard!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
maks and battery sitting in a treeeeeeeeeeeee
gonna hold you under a tree after a picnic then I'm going to name one of my chickens after you
I AM QUEEN LISA!
youre just an obnoxious bitch
lol