imaging that starts playing when bob hughes walks into his local porn shop. he starts winking at everybody and walkinng down the aisle like john trovolta in saturday night fever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Synthetics
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imaging that starts playing when bob hughes walks into his local porn shop. he starts winking at everybody and walkinng down the aisle like john trovolta in saturday night fever.Quote:
Originally Posted by Synthetics
Thread is now about the melvins
Are any of my no-life obsessed trolls Yum? Or are you just sad dregs from RH?
If either are actually Yum there is a certain laugh that Yum often posts and if you're Yum come here and post it then talk to me.
A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Yum you cheeky bastard
what are you doing?
Are you a tad angry at me for something?
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Cody
no cigar
so you're the infamous Cody... you know you are all they talk about at RH
Yum is here, I have received the clues lol
Yum's trolling I'm used to so I might stay just to annoy Yum
*humps your leg*Quote:
Originally Posted by o0Battery0o
Yum. You seem a bit angry with me. This pleases me.
this forum is broken and so are the quotes
Stop talking to my YumQuote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy
Stay and you will get banned like at Eminem
Stop mimicking meQuote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy
idk lady maybe ask around in the herpestariumQuote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy.
nobody here came from eminem forums, lmfao
oh nvm, i see you got your lizard
now both of yas clear on outta here
Hey battery I listened to Eminem too.... when I was 12..
Wanna date?
That only happened like once or twice in 11 yearsQuote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy.
So what are you now? 25?
Nobody's going to ban you, I won't allow it.
Well if I get banned I go away and then you just have 10,000 impersonators to deal with
it isnt like the real battery is posting fresh naked pictures anyway
You're not going to get banned, just relax and make yourself comfortable. Post some nudes if you like, I'm sure everyone would enjoy that.Quote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy
Is there anything I can do to make you feel welcome? I could make another alt on :lizard:.com and go recruit Santos if you like.
Inopia what the hell happened to your sig?
i forgot i reorganized my photobucket so the link broke and i changed it to the first gif i saw
I'm not sure how I feel about this, I'm going to have to give it some thought and get back to you
its a deso sig, i like it
i liekd the old one to. sure it wasa cat, but it was a two-frame mirror gif which i love, and it wasnt a lulcat with stupid fucking mispelled words, it just made me feel like i was gettingmy ass kicked something unmerciful, wheneverr it was on screen
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Originally Posted by maks
There is a Yum/Jibbles conspiracy against me now that I'm sitting down having a proper look at all this (although that just might be the very best kind of conspiracy)
I will get to the bottom of it
I will crack as many nuts as I have to
I just need the time and will to sit down and have a proper look at what is going on here
You'll never, ever, ever make it...
.......out of Garland alive.
that cat was fucking badass
What's going on is I made an overture to recruit you to this board and every single lizard rushed to make a battery alt account and copy/paste shit from grouphug. It's unacceptable, I will assist you in any way possible you need only to ask.Quote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy
who got the other unrevealed info about me and who was able to impersonate yum? Riddle me that batman
then if that could be answered I'd like to know how to do that
Someone who paid way too much attention to you on :lizard:.com probably, or someone who googled you. A stalker, essentially, you were right when you said it was a stalker, it is.Quote:
Originally Posted by NortyNippy