ya but does a finger ever slip underneath your panties lisa, and u are like WHOOPS, oh well,,,, it can stay there,,
ya but does a finger ever slip underneath your panties lisa, and u are like WHOOPS, oh well,,,, it can stay there,,
Oh Rooty <3 xoxoQuote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
I'm not going to discuss this any further with youQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
have you ever actually tripped over the mess in your house and fell on your dildo
I got my leg caught on my headset wired and got up and pulled my new computer off the desk and smashed my porceline dog that I had for 20 years today
I don't care about the dildo I used it once until the battery ran out and now I don't care about it anymore
what kind of batteries does it take , i will send u some i guess if u will be nice 2 me
"n" batteries or something retarded
I don't even care about it, I had never tried a dildo, now I've tried one I can move on with my life
wait, I'm not discussing this with you anymore
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Enjoy a stroke speed that goes up to 300 strokes per minute
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Originally Posted by Camoron
that's terribleQuote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
always police up your cords, cables, wires, keep them above the desk surface
http://www.amazon.com/Cosmos-80096-P...porcelain+dogs
forty fucking dollars for a porcelain dog?! jesus christ lisa what the fuck are you buying these for
http://www.amazon.com/Lomonosov-Porc...porcelain+dogs
oh my god
buy payday 2
Porcelain dogs are lots of fun jon and also rly practical to have around the house
no I bought it at a trash and treasure stall that Mason nwas tending when I was 14 because I had a crush on him it was $2Quote:
Originally Posted by jon
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
okQuote:
Originally Posted by jon
you collect figurines? lol sorry about your doggy figurineQuote:
Originally Posted by BatteriWyfe
yes I have a vast collection of porcelain figurines that I keep in my armoire