did anyone else know that this existed?

i hate when theres no hot babes in a movie :angry:

megan fox has the acting chops to do that character justice

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Originally Posted by Garfield

they wash you before your massage and when they get to your privates, they wash a little more than needed, they ask if you want to keep going then they charge per hour for blowjob, hand job, vaginal intercourse, etc

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brb moving to garland

alot of times they are literally slaves/indentured servants so it makes it all just a little bit hotter knowing this girl absolutely hates you

http://i.imgur.com/JAc2CuQ.png

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

You've never even had sex so shut up.

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lol okay

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Originally Posted by Garfield

http://i.imgur.com/JAc2CuQ.png

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oh shit lol

rubys going to jail lol

Hes posting in the herp making fun of people

oh shit here comes vBulletin they gonna bust everyone for making fatty Mike cry

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1866249/

A man in an iron lung who wishes to lose his virginity contacts a professional sex surrogate with the help of his therapist and priest.


if you wanan watch a movie where helen hunt fucks a gimp in an iron lung and has strong christian overtones then watch that movie

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this is where I learnt about sex surrogacy from

people pay porn actors to have sex so idk I guess it is legal in some circumstances to pay for sex

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

its not fair, they get to be retarded and i dont!

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ruby why was a vbulletin employee browsing the forums lol