have not seen my boyfriend since 10 oclock this morning

my penis is a quarter inch long

I'm sorry

cag i have a giant penis and it does not make me a better person if anything it makes me a worse person, i think my huge dick makes me sort of a huge dick, i go aroudn not caring, about anything, ever, who cares right cag, when ur packing a huge dick, nothing matters. my life is so empty,,,,,

oh this big dick is such a burden I wish it was smaller omg

mine is wicked small can we still be friends

sigh. still waiting for him to text me.

can't wear tight jeans, always get stopped in grocery stores because they think i am stealing bannan's

I would never let a tiny wienered man pee on me without laughing at him.

I can't wear tight jeans because then everyone thinksI'm a bearded lady

I don't wanna pee on you, you pee on me, then we can go to the park

I dated a rich guy with a tiny penis. he liked having his nipples sucked and would repeat to himself "she loves my cock she loves my cock" never again.

my cock is tiny but she loves it she said so herself. lmao suck my titties and call me your bitch cag. I will take you shopping if you tell me my penis is amazing

I really wanted to stomp and punish it for being so small

stop giving me a boner

cag and her bongdage dugeon/guest room

I just wanna be friends, I'm not even attracted to you I just want us both to get wasted then we improvise me interviewing you for the steve yelle show

can't we just get annihilalated then I have the fjs a/v crew bring in a couch and desk out of nowhere and start an interview that's how I wanna do it

an interview with me would be incredibly boring.. and my nights are usually booked up (work, boyfriend, etc)

tell your boyfriend a bunch of random dudes from the internet want to gang bang you

I don't think he'd like that very much. he might arrest me.

I'll make it funny now shut up

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and i am already beginning to miss him. he is the best. he is going to be a cop and he will arrest all the horrible cyberbullies. He will arrest Cody.

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fyi, if he drinks the way you do he should quit the anti-dep medication. the only effect he's going to get is the side effect you previously mentioned.

he stopped taking stuff a while ago, he told me he couldn't get boners when taking it, but I think the effects of that shit last a while sometimes.

and he drinks alot more than me. he's a whiskey drinkin man. he also loves natty ice

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...but I think the effects of that shit last a while sometimes.

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prolly true.