Cag, been thinking about it all day and i'm really worried,,,,

Is this guy you're infatuated with also a dwarf?

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

Is this guy you're infatuated with also a dwarf?

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oh god no he's perfect. 6 ft 3 and ripped. I sat on his feet and he did 200 situps one morning

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

No actually. Some old highschool friend came in with her roommate and had some drinks at my bar, and the roommate asked me out about three weeks ago. I don't know if he's actually my boyfriend yet or not but that's shitty issue I never push. you're either with someone or you arent

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thanks for explaining taht ;-]

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

its not something you sit down and discuss.

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lol dintdnt camoron do tihs literaly exact thign, to u, young fairy princess cag

You're very welcome, I know how easy it is for you fellas to get confused and I want nothing more than to be forthcoming with all the last Cag facts that people from all over the world log in to read

I'm not even joking cag is the best poster

cag fact:


cag's a whore

I wish I could get paid to have sex but younger cuter guys don't have a lot of money :(

I HAD SEX WITH A FATMAN ONCE AND IT WAS SO GROSS I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING MOLESTED.

you prob felt that way because you where being molested and raped by a fatman

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Originally Posted by GulDucat

I HAD SEX WITH A FATMAN ONCE AND IT WAS SO GROSS I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING MOLESTED.

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Your stories are so entertaining, but you ain't got shit on that bitch who was a top notch circus performer

I didn't actually have sex with a fat man.

was totally kidding

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ok I did

This will please sidartha a great deal

where is monde. I yearn tragically for his return

Probably playing some shitty game and ignoring you

<\3

wow fuck this shit, i'm going to go watch house of cards

Hi Monde. :swoon:

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Originally Posted by Jihad Josh

This will please sidartha a great deal

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