Cag and me are meeting irl.
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Cag and me are meeting irl.
a whirlwind ytmnsfw romance ala terror baby and lolwhales
(Were gona have sex)
Even as a stripper I still care about my life. Pluggy can't even get up and wash his hair because he doesn't give a fuck if he dies tomorrow. Can't say I blame him tho
the flirtacious summer mating season rituals have come to an end and now observe as the females pick their males to hibernate with and breed with over the winter, cag and doli, lisa and rootbeer
i dont have any hair anymore
He can't even look at himself in the mirror he hates being himself so much. Hasn't washed or showered in days.. ever since Lisa stop caring about him.
Cag and me are gonna date on the sole condition she chabges her name irl to michael bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig :swoon:
Usually when people are about to kill themselves over Lisa, they shave their heads. Saw it in the royal teninbaums
aka what your life was like every day when you were a stripperQuote:
Originally Posted by GulDucat
=0. Eeeeew don't call me pluggy for the love of god, or I will kill myself on tinychat and scribble rubycalaber in blood on the walls before I breath my final breath. Going out with a bangQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
=0. Eeeeew don't call me pluggy for the love of god, or I will kill myself on tinychat and scribble rubycalaber in blood on the walls before I breath my final breath. Going out with a bangQuote:
Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli
doli youre going to have sex with a girl who looks like an alien
thats irresponsible dont you think, if you accidentally for some reason spawned children as a result and they all looked like aliens and hated life too, it'd be your fault
i'll smack you till sunday and it's only thursday
u have great taste in woman, pleas keep tel me more about al teh cool hot babes u put ur pen0r insideQuote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
1. they dont look like aliens
I have her nudes via webcam, Am I replaced with Doli?
2. their chin doesnt double as a can opener
elz do u want cag i wil sel her to u for five dolarQuote:
Originally Posted by juji
3. they never showed their boobies for money
actualy lisa probably did
elz i have liek a shit load of cags personal info, do u want it u beter buy me some cool steam games,,,
shes a little skank
3. They are all addicted to crack
u have serous issues with women dudeQuote:
Originally Posted by Moonman
Oh come on pluggy you acted like such a lil bitch you when Lisa cut you off that its impossible you've had physical contact with a woman.
his grandmother tucks him in every night, AND THAT COUNTS
Showing a 50 year old Australian lady your smelly wiener on webcam doesn't count as sex.
it counts!!!