guess who's back

My father is called bob, but blumpkin blownuts can fuck off.

you sound mad. please tell me more

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Originally Posted by boobz

you sound mad. please tell me more

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ok.

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Originally Posted by Chris Hughes

ok.

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No really, you sound like you've already got some deep-seated forum ISSUES that need to be ironed out. Explain in detail what's going on buddy, i'm all ears.

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I am so depressed that i am related to pat mannix.

That is all.

seriously? ahh well. it could be worse. you could be related to clay

Yeah? is he ten times the faggot Pat is?

boobz why are you so angry all the time? is life treating you unfairly?

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Drug Tests

Cocaine will test positive in your hair until it is cut shorter than 10 day since the hair was grown since the last use date.

so if you hair was 10 inches long 10 days after you used cocaine, and 6 month's later your hair was 15 inches long, you would have to cut off 5 inches of hair to avoid testing positive for a hair sample drug test.

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i shave my head once a month for reasons like this

is that you in your avatar?

nah i just googled "smug old man" like 4 years ago, this account was originally supposed to be an old man gimmick

Me and the misses Dolores enjoyed the photographs at the You are the Man Now Dog messaging bulletin boards of dead niggers, we thought they were rather clever

Basically I would just add the word "the" in front of various things to sound like a senior, and use synonyms that nobody ever used, and mention having a wife Dolores

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Originally Posted by Garfield

boobz why are you so angry all the time? is life treating you unfairly?

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lmao nice life kiddo im as happy as can be i love this palce