man i remember when anonymous never gave legitimate advice and theyd just post shit porn at you,
anonymous has gone downhill
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man i remember when anonymous never gave legitimate advice and theyd just post shit porn at you,
anonymous has gone downhill
that's an acutal board not /b/ new fag, stay out of 4chan pd, it's mine and rootys only place to just be ourselves on the net with out being harrassed by rubynet fucktards
anyways im going, and it will be super fun, and i get to be with lisa finally
take a shit ton of Valium once you are on the plane and get a couple cocktails, u will wake up right on the sky bus
From the discussion going on itt, maybe you should change your plan and go and meet plug drugs instead. He's prettier than lisa anyway and you know he'd suck your dick good.
and valium wont do anything for pain
im not using drugs unfortunately... i will just try to sleep or read the whole way
i would want to bug the fuck out in a closed cabin with no way out for 15 hours, this is a good plan
i did this on speed and you know how you usually just want to casually say hi to whoever is sitting next to you? just to break the awkwardness? well i was super cracked out and probably looked like it last may and tried saying hi to this lady i was going to be sitting next to, but it came out sounding like i have autism or down's syndrome or something, a high-pitched yelping "HI", so she didnt say hello back, and it was just pure pain from awkwardness for the next 2 and a half hours
good story plug drugs, tell it at a party
take lsd, board the flight, get shot by the air Marshall for trying to kill the monster on the wing
it's prudent to finalize travel plans at the last possible minute or a day before departure ensuring the maximum available discounts on very expensive air fares.
stay home, pay a comparatively small amount of $ for fanfare to photoshop you and m0nde in a lisa hovel pic ...profit and no nasty Herpes and a lifetime of costly valtrex scrips
is rooty ok with one of lisa's favorite people on earth doxxxxing the fuck outta him while she continues to love them
i've heard before from experienced psychonauts that you absolutely do not under any circumstances want to take psychedelics while on an airplane; something about the combination of ear-popping changes in pressure and the changes in sensory perception caused by psychedelics ends up driving you insane and makes you want to claw your face off