Rootbeer go ahead and post pics of your little dick

lisa your magic vagina gave him teh confidence he needed to bang every slut in the swamp,,

Haven't seen proof that you're a woman

did this girl ask waht rootbeers been up to i wonder what he'd say "well i went to australia to be with the love of my life that i met on a gay nigger dick forum for 3 months"

hh-hey where are you going

she knew that he had to go to pengin island to become a man,

he came back 1000x more attrative because lisa made him shave his shitty neckbeard

rooty you dont get to pound my hole until you shave, heres my razor get in the infaltable tub

now just cut your stupid hair you look like a fag

shave your head, go full shrek

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Originally Posted by Camoron

he came back 1000x more attrative because lisa made him shave his shitty neckbeard

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losing one's virginity changes your whole attitude especially if you do it laughably late like 26 or whatever

rootys only like 22

cag is 26, she still hasnt lost it... :halo:

that's still like 6 years later than a normal person

ill have you know i was 24 when i lost mine, but only just

good age to lose it, shows peopel im not a prude but im also not a slut imo

15 to 17 is the right age to pop your cherry, past that you are begging a fat brown man to host minecraft servers

i never cared about girls when i was a kid.. i always thought i might be gay and i still wonder sometimes

or sending coke sluts you know from the interent birthday peresnts in the mail

its the thought that coutns

this is very rude to talk about, lisa just came back and we all know she got her v-card punched when she was 8 years old,

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Originally Posted by Camoron

ill have you know i was 24 when i lost mine, but only just

good age to lose it, shows peopel im not a prude but im also not a slut imo

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and as soon as you did you stopped falling in love with strippers on the internet and found a real girlfriend and that's p much been my point all along

:hmm:

I'll bet you barry was a virgin when gush got her hooks into him

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Originally Posted by Jibblez

Just accept it sucks (I do it every fucking day) and move on.

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same, but about my life

i fucked a toaster oven in the 4th grade, and yes it counts as loosing my virginty ,i confrimed it on yahoo awnsers

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Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum

15 to 17 is the right age to pop your cherry, past that you are begging a fat brown man to host minecraft servers

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LMAO

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Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter

There certainly wasn't a line up for him before. He can thank me that now he can fuck all the pathetic stupid women that came out of the woodwork the minute they saw him with me. Known him for years but not a peep until they saw him with another woman. Yep, they are the bestest and most genuine women. Not pathetic retards at all.

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Delusional as fuck

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

Delusional as fuck

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Shit fuck.

You sent me back here and now u regret it get real

You're right rooty. All the girls were lined up to take a ride on that cock, but you waved them all off and chose lisa instead. It only cost you $10,000 to have the story of a lifetime to share with how you lost your virginity to some homeless woman on another continent.

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

You sent me back here and now u regret it get real

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Uh what?

You fucking retard.

I don't regret you going home at all. You had to go home at some point you pathetic moron. I don't regret it at all because within a couple of days the pathetic bullshit piece of shit you are was exposed.

You're the fucking delusional one. I'm here telling you to fuck right off and you think I regret you going home? Nope. I think you are a pathetic child who acted like a fuckhead.

LEAVE.