she might have been kinnapped and used as a sex slave by a biker gang for 8 years or she was engaged for 8 years i can't recall
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she might have been kinnapped and used as a sex slave by a biker gang for 8 years or she was engaged for 8 years i can't recall
you can abort a lot of babies in 8 years
Tell us why rooty dropped you for some other skank
Why don't you ask him
He was fucking prancing around here the past 2 weeks like a fuckhead
Anyway I'm fucking fixated with someone else now.
wait he was still dicking you while he was chatting up the girl who sort of looks like your and rootbeers daughter all grown up,,
rooty said it's because you p much demanded anal and he wouldn't go there because your butthole is really gross can you confirm or deny his story
i would fuck lisa in her butt if she asked me , pretty sure that's considered a huge social fopa in Australia to not fuck someone in the ass if they ask you nicely
rootbeer said there's spiders in there and salamanders and pillbugs
have you ever had one of those little rolly fuckers on your dick because I can tell you it's not as fun as it sounds
i hope he was talking about lisa's apt not her buttholeQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
the butthole is where they live the apartment is where they hunt
when lisa farts birds flock to come feed on the grubs and maggots that are flung out of her cornhole
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
The whole time he was here whilst spazzing at me for messages I got from other guys which incidentally never occurred behind his back he would say "I'm not messaging any other women" but he was, and the very first night he gets home he had her over for a beer and kissed her, it was only then I found out that all while he was acting like a fucking martyr whilst here he was lying and basically she had been messaging him from the minute he came here, no wonder he was so fucking paranoid about me getting messages, he was doing that behind my back.... After he kissed her he was ever so sorry and crying etc... Messaging me at 4am and stuff then when I'd try to speak to him at what was a reasonable time of day for us both he was too busy "blowing off steam" as he put it. Anyway this went on a bit. How did I find out he had actually hooked up with her? Well the night before he was literally crying on Skype to me, he told me to call him in the morning because he was crying too much. I called him in the morning about 9am his time, he answered and sounded tired, I asked him if he wanted me to call him back later, he said yes he'd like a few more winks.... a few hours later I tried to call, he literally refused to take my call, I got a text message saying, "you need an Australian boyfriend".... a couple of hours after that was when I saw the pic cag posted, he never had the decency to actually tell me this, that was literally how I found out. So I was fucking embarrassed and of course upset so I threaten him to take all my pics off his Facebook or else... And then he's just fucking prancing around here like a fucking spineless piece of shit while I had literally no-one to talk to until my secret new boyfriend didn't hate me. Hence me coming back pissed off at rootbeer and telling him to fuck off.
rootbeer played you like a fucking pimp remind me to shake his hand
bro i was about to say rootbeer confirmed for current forum pimplord 2k14 welcome to the new styleQuote:
Originally Posted by maks
if your daughter is a functioning autistic from michigan or a haggard used up australian trash collector then u best lock yo do' nigga rootbeer on that hunt nigga
from desperate virgin to mack fucking daddy in like 2 months time that guy ownsQuote:
Originally Posted by clay
rootbeer you scoundrel
For the record I have offered to send him the fucking diamonds he got me.
But I'm keeping the fucking ipad
wtf he got you diamonds,,,, sell that shit for meth,,
or a encrust your 200 dollor pillow with them,,, nothing like sleeping on a pillow encrusted with diamonds
brown rice
of course you are, you're a whoreQuote:
Originally Posted by Lisa's Babysitter
penguins out of the bag,clay is lisa's secert new boyfriend,
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
begin your post with secret's out, the croods lost the academy award
Piss off stompleb you sack of moron
quokka's out of the bag,, stomple b is lisa's new boyfriend,,, ,anyone can quote this with a boyish figure joke i don't care, it's way too low brow for me to call stomple a child fucker
stompleb nobody is talking about nude children itt please get the fuck out you're contributing nothing