It's a two hour drive to my place from the airport to be fair.
He didn't waste time once he was in the door.
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technically true sex is the best kind of sex
I just don't know why you would go through all that trouble to fuck some haggard undead looking self-admitted slut. You live(d?) in Michigan, those are every where. I mean if you were in love, that's another story, but she sounds like a real fucking cunt to me.
*YAWN*
You're a bit late to the bullshit deso.
technically that's true
Yes were in love.
we WERE in love. Means rootbeers single, boys. And this bear could use some honey
Fuck off backup plan
roobeer has to give all of his parents money to his step childern now, and lisa's pissed, that was her money
go back to your coffin ghoul
lisa go around your flat and gather as much of rootbeers cum as you can,put that cum into a jar, label the jar rooty's jizz, keep it on your shelf if you even have a shelf or a jar because you are so poor
remember when everyone was dissing rootbeer and lisa when he was there and he replied with "youre all just jelous im getting pussy" or some shit, its like wow, fucking WOW youre getting something consents as easy as a fucking donkey
she consents really quick because she doesntr want to get raped
he followed his dreams, blew his load all over the place then got kicked off a haunted island , he's lived more in 2 months than any of your jealous fucktards will live in your entire life
i wonder if they had babies wouold the babies have curly oil spill hair or bald like rootbeer
i would rather have curly hair then shave it bald
i have a theroy that they did have a kid, because rootbeers current girlfriend looks exactly like lisa and rootbeer's daughter if she was in her 20's , so some how thehaunted penguin island carnviel tilt a wheel is a time machine, that bends both time and space, mixing and matching shit from the multiverse and somehow rootbeer is now fucking his grown up daughter from a parallel unvesise
eugneics,,,, to make stronger arms