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Not being able to penetrate an elderly woman's loose vagina without nutting off is the definition of being owned
playing minecraft in my own house atm, something you will never do :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
Rootbeer makin that arm wrestling money
Heard u where the big star of AMCs new series Game of Arms
lol i think they will show dave chafee beating me next season :/Quote:
Originally Posted by Camoron
went to a big event in columbus a few weeks back he won like 10gs that night
yea, i dont plan on playing minecraft, and i dont prematurely ejaculate and make insane 50 year old womne unsatisfied,Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
io also
dont cry when lisa talks to tek
you cried for a woman old enough to have been your \mother
lmao you got used byt lisa
tek was all like "leave toorbet and we can be toether forever"
you cry
she kicks you out for the hundredth time(you cvan do ANYTHING:DD)
eventually youre on plane, tek tolls her he was lying, she cries, because she lost her STUPID RETARDED CASH PIG WHO IS STILL IN LOVE IWTH HER
wow barry grow up what did rootbeer do to you[? sherman is his own man you honestly think hes sitting around in his kitchen getting all bothered over you and gush?
i just cant get that he tries to pretend hes a badass and nothing happened, like , i thought he was going to l eave forever
he threatened to leave over rep before, REP.. FUCKING REP and he wont leave forever over this? seriously, color me confused as FUCK
rootbeer more upset about getting neg repped/rep reset than lisa abusing him and taking his money more news at 6
NOT NOW MOM IM IN AN INTERNET ARGUEMENTQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
Btw No one got fucking trolled. Teknorat literally spent all day messaging Lisa while we lived together. Like all day every day. We would have sex and Teknorat would do the pillow talk he was basically cuckold to me. He quit the forum not me.
you have to post in the first place to quit
Having ruby hard delete ur posts is quittingQuote:
Originally Posted by cbarry
so lisa being banned is her quitting? :yeaok: the chinese steroids are clearly working
All Australians are tiny as fuck with a huge ego, napolean complex to the max
pulling statistics out of ass
wish i could turn lisa's account on and off, like just turn her account on for just this thread
would add a tag in front of it [LISA]Ruby and tek virgins for life, she would know what threads she could post in and if you want to totally avoid lisa, well u can just not post in lisa approved to post in threads
It would be great if Rootbeer meets Gush instead of Lisa.
think his best and only shot with any ytmnsfw girl was with lisa, and he lived the dream
he could get uconncagfan, she gets wet whenevr anyone talks about lisa and he knows a lot of stuff about lisa
ya he could get gorehound larry from reject haven, who u of l card fan is
he lives in connecticut, makes me want to move
rootbeer still a technical virgin for life since he couldnt keep an erection long enough to enter lisas rotting pineapple flesh pussy and cum on her frog eggs
[Lisa]rotting pineapple flesh pussy and cum on her frog eggs
rootbeer still a technical faggot for life
rootbeer, meet, hung out with, got beat up by, and smelled the vagina of the prettiest, most down to earth smartest girl who has ever posted on these fourms, sure he did not cum deep deep inside her, but you know what he's got closer to lisa's wonderful vagina and retarded cat then any of you jealous slags did,
LISA'S A FUCKING ANGEL SENT DOWN FROM HEVAN TO MAKE ALL OF OUR LIVES BRIGHTER, HER MOM IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND SHE HAS HUGE VAGINA SPIDERS THAT PROTECT HER FROG EGGS, ONLY THE RIGHT SEED SHALL PASS THE WISE VAGINA SPIDERS
lol
XD
Ruby and I engage in extremely vigorous, sensual and erotic sexual intercourse for several hours straight on a regular basis and Teknorat is married to a beautiful Korean woman.
But being a virgin for life would still be better than having any sort of sexual contact with Lisa.
That is the normal color for a healthy above average aroused human penis like Ruby's. You would know that if you did not have a broken circumcised micropenis.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Other than last for more than a few seconds.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
You are correct. Ruby will never play Minecraft because it is for casuals. Please reference Jon's youtube videos in this thread for a demonstration of Ruby's peak level operating skills in a real video game.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
Crying because your lover would rather flirt with another man via instant message than be with you is classed as a Severe Jimmy Rustling in my troll tactics database.Quote:
Originally Posted by rootbeer
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