clay broke the forum, nobody posts exccept rootbeer and cody, cag is still awhore

I think that's how he tries to mark his territory

meanwhile I use bricks

meanwhile she uses american virgins

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Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas

meanwhile she uses american virgins

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if you were still a virgin by your age you had it comming pal

i cant believe thats codys real dick. it's so small i thought it was a joke

even if you didn't have me cumming

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Originally Posted by clay

i cant believe thats codys real dick. it's so small i thought it was a joke

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bigger than yours clayton

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_t...ghter?#slide=2

my dick is obv 2x this size in length and if you check girth 1.5 x 2 =3

now compare that to average dildo sales and you see i got what a woman needs, all day long...

raged out triple post because fat faggot made fun of my dick

so it is settled

clay broke the forum and has to pay me $380 a month to stop posting.

The end.

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Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas

raged out triple post because fat faggot made fun of my dick

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not much to make fun of, settle down punk

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Originally Posted by ObedientGirl69

not much to make fun of, settle down punk

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more than you got off rooty

http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

using the "size of a bic lighter" link you posted, i made a scale.

each different color is 1 inch, or the horizontal span of the bic lighter. the light blue box at the bottom is a baseline for the beginning of your penis. i have judged this based on the location of your thumb and the reasonable assumption that it's pressed up against your pubic mound. your penis is 4.59" long and 4.52" in circumference.


http://i.imgur.com/UUWVhlO.png

thats nice but you missed the 2" of bush that keeps my pants up that high, redo comparison using this pic of my dick when i'm less excited and you'll see the flaw:

https://i.imgur.com/nsrZX9w.jpg

still a good inch and a half of bush down there but im right at 6"

http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

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Originally Posted by clay

using the "size of a bic lighter" link you posted, i made a scale.

each different color is 1 inch, or the horizontal span of the bic lighter. the light blue box at the bottom is a baseline for the beginning of your penis. i have judged this based on the location of your thumb and the reasonable assumption that it's pressed up against your pubic mound. your penis is 4.59" long and 4.52" in circumference.


http://i.imgur.com/UUWVhlO.png

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LMAO

plus a bic is 3", obviously i cant smash a lighter lower than my dick is without hurting myself and killing my boner.... i can make up fake shit too lets see what i can do with your sixhead and a bic lighter lol

adblock is so wonderful, its also great that shitty 2gb RAM aussie PC's can't run it...

https://i.imgur.com/oYn4nJo.png

let's see..... http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

clay can I get a graph on this one please?

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Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas

thats nice but you missed the 2" of bush that keeps my pants up that high, redo comparison using this pic of my dick when i'm less excited and you'll see the flaw:

https://i.imgur.com/nsrZX9w.jpg

still a good inch and a half of bush down there but im right at 6"

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1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.

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Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas

plus a bic is 3", obviously i cant smash a lighter lower than my dick is without hurting myself and killing my boner.... i can make up fake shit too lets see what i can do with your sixhead and a bic lighter lol

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we can't see the height of the lighter from the photo becaue you are pressing it into yourself with such a great force it disappears into your body. but we can see the width of it, which we know to be 1 inch. thank you

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Originally Posted by clay

1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.

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actually i skipped the ruler because it was so cliche, next time i feel like photographing my dick for a forum full of faggots i'll shave and use a tape measure, now unherp my fucking main acct.

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Originally Posted by clay

1. its impossible to do the scale for that picture because you are not holding a bic lighter in it. you're obviously an idiot.
2. considering that you are obviously pressing the lighter extremely hard into your pubis, any hair you might have there would only account for the smallest fraction of an inch.
3. you're a painter and i assume you have a number of rulers or measures around your house. theres a very blatant reason that you wouldnt ever actually use one of these tools to measure your penis. because it would be realistic in its measurement.

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LMAO

also my thumb is on the base of the lighter i have big ass hands clayton my thumb is literally 1" wide

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LMAO

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brown pussy mcskankskank why dont you admit it, you saved this pics to polish dat pearl to

you could be holding the lighter near the middle and pressing it down into yourself. if your thumb is at the very base of the lighter, then that lighter is not three inches tall. it's that simple. please continue to use the smallest objects you can possibly find to measure your penis. it definitely makes it look so much bigger

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Originally Posted by Nigger From Texas

actually i skipped the ruler because it was so cliche, next time i feel like photographing my dick for a forum full of faggots i'll shave and use a tape measure, now unherp my fucking main acct.

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and that's all? You won't fluff it up more yourself?

I don't want to know I just want your avatar changed to this http://i61.tinypic.com/dw82n6.jpg

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brown pussy mcskankskank why dont you admit it, you saved this pics to polish dat pearl to

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I want you to stop interfering with the penises before I fuck you with something worse

https://i.imgur.com/6P0OcCw.jpg

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Originally Posted by clay

you could be holding the lighter near the middle and pressing it down into yourself. if your thumb is at the very base of the lighter, then that lighter is not three inches tall. it's that simple. please continue to use the smallest objects you can possibly find to measure your penis. it definitely makes it look so much bigger

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