i fucking hate my fucking life

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

yeah. the shit was so large, it ripped open my asshole or something i think, and i had to jump in the shower and spray cold water on it until it stopped bleeding

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lmfao

FTW

plug drugs has a damaged hole

i've decided that once these withdrawals are over i'm going to get my life on track and start working out and stuff

edrthej

first step to recovery: visit garfields hole repair shop

i took a shit the size of my wrist once and i didnt bleed hopefully that doesnt mean im gay

that's the sign of a healthy hole my friend

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i thought this girl was different, i guess theyre all the same though

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yep they are

garfields hole repair shop 20 dollars a hole, but he'll do it pro bono (lmao) if hes horny

i love the feeling of dropping a massive deuce, it's like a refreshing pineapple smoothie

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

and i spent the weekend with this girl ive been in love with for 5 years,
and friday night was great because i was high on oxy, but that was the last of my oxy and ive been in withdrawals the past 3 days, stranded at her house with no gas money. It was embarassing. Now she's going to start dating this fucking prick douche bag and well i just don't know what to do

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man up little boi, your a junkie loser who will never have anything of worth. Any self respecting woman will distance herself from the likes of you while you whimper and cry about your pain.

stupid little faggit, drugs do come with instructions

learn to read

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

i've decided that once these withdrawals are over i'm going to get my life on track and start working out and stuff

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Who you kidding, you love your miserable life drinking natural ice and creeping Walmarts parking lot checking every unlocked car ashtrays for change.

he works at Walmart so that's his business

idk who UofLCardfan08 is but I like them

ALL GIRLS ARE SLUTS

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Originally Posted by Gentleman Doli

garfields hole repair shop 20 dollars a hole, but he'll do it pro bono (lmao) if hes horny

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a pro boner :XD:

it only gets better, pd.
not even a month ago i was losing blood from the ass and stomach simultaneously i seriously was starting to think i contracted ebola because i had constipation & diarrhoea simultaneously

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Originally Posted by stalker virus

http://i.imgur.com/JvJjC.gif

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the sun is shining everyday :-)

its too fucking hot in scotland I wish the sun would fuck off

I am naked :kilt:

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it only gets better, pd.
not even a month ago i was losing blood from the ass and stomach simultaneously i seriously was starting to think i contracted ebola because i had constipation & diarrhoea simultaneously

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after the big solid chunk of feces came out, a wave of liquid came out after it, as if the solid chunk of constipationatory shit was the cork in the bottle of diarrhea

nobody else likes your life either stop posting about it faggot

i messed myself

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Originally Posted by UofLCardfan08

man up little boi, your a junkie loser who will never have anything of worth. Any self respecting woman will distance herself from the likes of you while you whimper and cry about your pain.

stupid little faggit, drugs do come with instructions

learn to read

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:hmm:

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Originally Posted by Plug Drugs

the worst part is the guy shes going to start dating is shorter than me, uglier than me, and younger than me.
maybe i just tried too hard or maybe this guy has brainwashed her or something, idk

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yeah thats still going to happen when/if you clean up too
GOTO girl->next

i'd edit that to include the ; but ive made it clear i hate and suck at OOP

bump this thread every time plug drugs talks about his superior intellect & his incredible prospects that hes squandered