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I'm bakeing a pizza hi forums
does your pizza have the confederate flag on it or a reference to general lee? because it could make dirtyahhary very angry if it does.
It's a jack's brand mexican pizza, very un-american and antiwhite but I'm hungry
also speaking of confederates I did my family history and looked up my southern ancestors on the internet the other day. found one of their wills and they left a "mulatter" woman to their neice and negro male: sambo, to their son to be freed at age 45 negro years
heres my pizza
http://i.imgur.com/ggygcjS.jpg
that looks good. do you ever wish you had a mullatoo girl or a quadroon or octaroon chick to bang sometimes upto and including the age of 45?
if it's too unamerican for you you can build a wall between it and you on your table and sneak pieces under the table to eat themQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
Buy a pizza cutter geezQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
look at mr "I shop at bed bath and beyond" here
what kind of idiot would bring a pizza cutter to the stabbing festival?Quote:
Originally Posted by TheElJoe
Those jack's pizzas are terrible
on a typical night you'll find nsfw eljoe perusing the aisles at Kitchens Etc and reviewing their selection of melon ballers for his livejournal
fck off eljoe+jazz
Hey my lezzy friendQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
I forget what was your opinion on black peopleQuote:
Originally Posted by dadadan
update: back in my hometown, hanging out with my brother who I am pretty sure has a little bit of the 'tism
have been going "uh huh" for like the last half hour while he goes on about airplanes
quit pretending to listen a while ago and I'm on the internet and still getting an earload about aerofoils and shit
oh plane enthusiasts are the fucking worst, we have one at work he never shuts the fuck up about adsb units and electronic flight bags
its awful, I'm in hell
getting a double barrel beverly hillbillys shotgun that I left here in a sec though
have you tried drowning him I've found that works sometimes
he does hick-man blue collar work and I do computer nerd work so I'd get whooped but check out my shotgun
http://i.imgur.com/KwyKuJf.jpg
talk shit to me on the internet now MOTHERFUCKERS
I was going to photoshop googly eyes onto it but my laptop crashes every time it tries to use the video card and needs a motherboard replacement, so just pretend I did
and then said something clever like "doesn't look all that intimidating to me"
:monocle: ok
I've had the box to send it in for service for a couple of days but I'm too fucking lazy to pull the bootom off and swap out the hard drive and I don't want the folks at the refurb center to steal my collection of 2008 era deformed kid avatars
I haven't had a proper computer for 3 months
I was in an airport like three months ago living my high flying jet-setting lifestyle
was charging my laptop and some pushy gook comes up and knocks it off the bench and shatters the screen trying to plug in his iphone
didn't even say sorry, I just gave him an angry look and he mumbled some ching-chong noises and looked at the floor and disappeared 2 seconds later
on most laptops that's wicked easy to replace would probably run you like $60-$80
Bed bath and beyond has great coupons guys. They'll even take expired ones
this thread is gonna be my personal blog about my life
got shitfaced tonight
currently looking for where i can buy this shirt online
http://i.imgur.com/oORxkwal.jpg