it's acutally 2 bricks and u get to keep one and will have to give the other one to another contact of mine in penguin island
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it's acutally 2 bricks and u get to keep one and will have to give the other one to another contact of mine in penguin island
where have I heard that beforeQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
LOL... nahh dude... no heroin required. Thanks tho!
I dunno about this meet your associate at the airport business... just mail me the ticket or something.
Yeah... lemme just fly with two bricks up in my butthole...
I don't even take drugs no mores.
i know you won't sell the brick you keep to buy a return trip ticket back to my country cause you are a junkie and u and lisa will go though that thing in a week and hopefully one or both of you od's lmao
I want to say at least 2 other people said the same shit and it turned out the rest of us were right both times...
donny it has to happen this way it's a free ticket to lisa!!!
Anyhoot tho... if you're buyin I'm flyin.
You can
A: PayPal me the guap.
or
B: Mail me a ticket.
I'll be out this bitch within 2 hours.
what the fuck is guap save your masshole juggalo slang for the other dickweeds in worcester
what's wrong that you cannot afford airplane ticket?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
I have an idea sell your house, make a request loaning from banks or services and travel to Australia, then live with Lisa forever (Until Lisa kicks you out and called police to get you and put in jail)
that shit won't fly on penguin island
Lisa is so beautiful and nice.
Legit... We've been together so long, and the fun part hasn't even started.
I truly love her.
the man who will be piAking you up from your house with the bricks of herion and your travel plans name is Ceaser, DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT LOOK AT HIS GLASS EYE OR MENTION IT, lisa allready gave up your deets a while ago and i kept him, you will see him sometime between tonight and tuesday
I was, born in Worcester.
I'll fist your sister.
Spit; and blow your house down like a scene from Twister.
Mr. Don Dizzle is sizzlin up nugs.
Hit me up, no need of some drugs, just long hugs.
awww shit man I got wicked guap I'm gonna buy a caaaahhhhh and a whole cooler of polah!
LOL you're fucking tapped.
Good ol' Caesar and his glass eyeball.
all i would have to do is go down to penguin island with a bag of weed and lisa would gladly let me skull fuck her though the night.
shes a ho
yeah I know it's the compton of massachusetts where else would you be fromQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
That's more of a Maine accent... I talk relatively normal; for a Gringo.
lisa loves getting face fucked until she turns blue, she wouldnt be able to turn down a long dicking
Who the fuck prostitutes themselves for weed?
That is ridiculous.
You're full of bologna, Mr.
Lisa's gonna get this cock and balls, trust me.
I'll dick her down enough for all of y'all, no worries.
your girlfriend lisa littlery does thisQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
hand to god she was in tinychat one day with all of us,, her door bell rings, it's her weed dealer,,, comes back she fucked the drug dealer and did not pay for the drugs
or she blew him or something she left her mic on we heard the whole thing
no you don't when you were on tinychat I pegged you as a masshole in the first 10 seconds, you're the wigger version of will huntingQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Ruby
Penguins don't fly either.
I know Lisa better than any of y'all... she's rejected that dude Tim SO many times... yet here I am... chillin all scrubby and shirtless... kicking it with her 24/7
Sorry, not into pegging.
Nice try, wrong guy.
Isn't my Sara Quin avatar fucking awesome BTW?
It's hypnotic.
also if I was doing a maine accent I would have said moxie instead of polar, their regional soda is just as shitty as yours
Moxie is fucking amazing.
I quite enjoy it.