in this the christmas season time of year try to remember those are real people out there on the internet

play shitty video games bad taste in music suck at computers your job is computers you suck at computers I am so jealous that you make less than what I"ll be making soon lol

and I'll still be working less don't worry

I'm so mad and I care so much that I'm replying

I'm not just replying to keep the check mark on the microsoft rewards thing green and also not waiting for the crazy people to elave the ahlllway so I can go to the weed store

calculations say cody is 200 times better than EVERYBODY!

plus your face and body and all that ther'es nothing about you I don't feel bad about so you keep that money because you definitely need it to well you're not a happy person but you're not dead you haven't killed yourself and it's only because of that money which you hilariously have to work hard for because in reality you're just another dumb cog in the lizard machine I'm really fuckin pissed look at me I'm like a fire hose or somethin

a fire hose that shoots fire or somethin

I'm heated like a stove

I'm MAKING MONEY TO TALK TO CODY

I love how fucking easy it is to get rid of him lol

and getting paid to do it fucking rules

the best part is knowing more than he does about his job but not being a loser who has to have that shitty job lmao

I am so happy that I am actually talented and smart let me tell ya

i love my job and working makes me feel accomplished and i make more money than you so who is #winning now #tigerblood

if cody wasn't so busy making stacks normally he'd be all over lexie's skype in an epic attempt to fit in but damn he a busy guy yo

You make lisa appear sane when you post like that

I know, luckily in reality I'm getting paid and typing random shit while exercising

that's a lot of posts in a row I'm not going to read lisa

I don't even want you here at all cody why would I want you reading my posts lol

that's the best thing about lizards no matter how mnay times you tell them to fuck off they think you want them around still ugh fucking ugh get him out of here already