Super mundane :care: thread

I'm more into david spade types

That's fair

omg michael cera I would go to so many hockey games with him and leave my putine all over his face

Poutine is kind of overrated js
So is Canadian bacon
I still love all dressed chips though

don't you have ketchup flavored potato chips or is that japan

I'm learning so much about canadian culture

Yeah, we have ketchup chips here

you can't kill yourself you're this forum's oficial emissary to the great white north that's an important job

I don't think there's anything strong enough in this house to hold my ketchup chip engorged dead body anyway and I dunno how to tie a noose

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Originally Posted by Swollen Nipple Ring

Either way I'm really depressed and would kill myself if I could but I don't own a gun and it would be such a process to get one and then I'm renting and really like my landlord so I don't want him to clean my brains off the wall or like leave bullet marks on them and I don't take any medication so I can't OD and if I wanted to find some I would have to go outside and meet a drug dealer which would be very hard because I'm really straight edge I guess I could just slice open my wrists and bleed out but again my landlord would probably have to clean it up which is just super rude and I would probably make the house smell terrible as I decomposed because no one would know I was even dead for weeks but I'm a really good cook and my cats love me

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This sounds like a stevey post

I thought she was me.... but I don't get to go skiing tomorrow, and I'm not as young or pretty or a fucking top chick for being a firey.

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Originally Posted by Wendy <3

This sounds like a stevey post

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I'm not sure what to even say.

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Originally Posted by Battery Bits

I thought she was me.... but I don't get to go skiing tomorrow, and I'm not as young or pretty or a fucking top chick for being a firey.

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You're not pretty.

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Originally Posted by Swollen Nipple Ring

I'm not sure what to even say.

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Your life can't be that bad...just read some of lisa's posts about her miserable existence so you can feel good about your life

I don't think that's a thing I want to do. No offense, Lisa.

DO IT

But I only have so few brain cells left

Everyone who has ever posted here will have their life end in tragedy

why would you encourage gabi to read lisa posts do you hate gabi

No, i wanna lock her in my basement and protect her from the awful world filled with people like stevey and lisa

and cag

No u r good!!!