I can do 26 miles on my mountain bike so bite me
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we "know" he's a big boy because at 2fjs he posted a picture of a him holding a cold crush CD (undelivered gift for cag) in front of a chain link fence but was his arm really fat or was it just bulked up from chopping wood? I wonder how his and strongbeers BMI compare.
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we don't exercise or keep our teeth in our mouthes at night
never did see that picture.
rootbeer can lift an atlas stone and slap coconuts, but there is no way on earth he is healthy with that bad diet and greentea supplements that he takes
cag called me out on cardio now she's ignoring my response because I'm a 2 pack a day smoker and still out-endurance the fuck out of her
I probably have the best legs on the whole forum, if they weren't so hairy I could be miss america
you are also busy drinking copious amounts of whiskey only a week after surgery lmao
when was the last time you went mountain biking? :rofl:
oh look at the time, it's time for a nice hike in the sunshine with my pups.
I rode my bike across woodbury a couple of weeks ago when it was 70 degrees because connecticut's weather is crazy
and yeah I'm drunk there's a blizzard I can't go to work and after last week percoset alone doesn't cut it anymore
you dont need anymore percocet
buy some weed
I can make my butt cheeks and pecs dance, if that's not fitness I don't know what is
I have weed. I also have percoset. I don't need it, but I have it so why not use it before it expires? duh
look at me I'm cag the trophy wife of a mid level software developer I can afford to just leave my percoset lying around until its expiry date and then throw it in the trash
You're not supposed to throw medication in your trash it seeps into the water and causes autism
all the more reason to take all of it today. probably most of my remaining codeine too. and a big glass of grapefruit juice.
I was out of work for 10 days because of the surgury, I went back for one day yesterday, and now there's a blizzard and I'm stuck at home and every road with a route number including the one I live on is closed by the state police I'm fucking bored and a bunch of drugs will make that moderately more tolerable
Look at me I'm Gabi I can carry a 200lbs. man in full bunker gear down a two story ladder while also in bunker gear I've never exercised in my life halp I'm so fat I feel bad
post a picture of a fire you extinguished I will masturbate to it and then light my genitals on fire
where did I leave my lighter
Dude
all my bowls are in the dishwasher
I mailed all my underwear to Rhode Island
yeah it looks like things are falling apart between us we were just never meant to be we're two ships passing in the night
ok, stepford wife