They told me they can lose their virginity for having sex with a pillow LOL
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They told me they can lose their virginity for having sex with a pillow LOL
Whoever they are -- I wouldn't take sex advice from them
i actually just got done making love o a beautiful women just now, her vagina is red and sore because i forgot to shave this morning
Do you think Ashley lost her virginity for having sex with a strap on dildo pillow?
i think she probably lost it to her familys golden retriever
or at summer concentration camp
Sounds like a mad libs exercise
Elz have you never had a gf :what:
This thread just got a whole lot sadder
A quick question
Are you messianic jew or reform jew?
I'm methodist but you never answered my question
Yes 2 ex-gfs, they were boring as fuck and i told them fuck off after of kissesQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
Were they deaf too? :what:
Also i refused to have sex with that gf, i wouldn't to have baby or being father or herpes or AIDS
I find it difficult to believe that any normal 24 year old male is still a virgin
Elz are you one of those Catholics who thinks birth control is of the devil :what:
No, im glad i wouldn't to listen their noisy excusesQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
Catholics be crazy
the fuck you talking about my hair is flawlessQuote:
Originally Posted by StompleB
No, i hate annoying gfs, i can afford to hire some prostitutes but i would to mantain my virgin foreverQuote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
I don't think you'll have a problem with thatQuote:
Originally Posted by elezzzark
does your body look anything like the girls in your avatar?Quote:
Originally Posted by stalker virus
Sex is too mainstream
Does yours?Quote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
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Originally Posted by Garfield
those are very intelligible and possibly accurate commentsQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
no im cut like jon bon jovi
plug drugs jumping on any bandwagon
get your own ride
To be honest with you, your face reminds me from Macaulay CulkinQuote:
Originally Posted by Garfield
stalker virus is probably very fat and ugly irl and the type of girl you would look at at a party and think to yourself "disgusting" and never try to directly look at again