I don't even care that i have the smallest dick on the forum
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I don't even care that i have the smallest dick on the forum
Everyone knows the angriest posters have the tiniest penises
Lisa do you have to know how to use a cash register at your new job
Buzz buzz
Cag
no thank you, rootbeer
You didn't know what I was going to say though
I presume you had nothing but crude, perverse words to share with me
I'm a nice guy. I'm going to change your whole world baby girl
You are most certainly not nice. You had a lovely wife named Debbie. You went behind you wife's back while she was pregnant and begged Lisa for another chance. Debbie forgave you. You however assumed her forgiveness made her a doormat and tried to have internet affairs with other women onkunr, you didn't help around the house, you developed a weird addiction to pumping your penis, etc. After your split with Debbie, you come back to the forum to apologize to Lisa in hopes of making up with her. You are not a nice guy at all lmao
Now here you are being sleezy and trying to chat up a married woman.
You brought it on yourself