i showed lisa my irl dick, so i could see a video of her shoving a can up her vagina, she knows about my terror boners she's seen them first hand
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i showed lisa my irl dick, so i could see a video of her shoving a can up her vagina, she knows about my terror boners she's seen them first hand
YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO
lisa shove a paint can up there next pls and i'll rub one out on video for you
Well that's disappointing
lisa you look like a woman with poor mental and physical hygine and really need a makeover
You got a good dickQuote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
Quote:
Originally Posted by Autistic Spectrum
That's monkey noises
Yikers
FJS wins again in case no one else said that already
Lisa telling someone they look like a monkey when she looks like she is going for gold on the AUS power lifting team
okayyyyyyyyy
Dude you're
On vacation
Enjoy yourself Don't be
Here
where is the timondenet option?
Hey Tim, I'm on the gold coast. How far is lisa from me?
Are you gonna meet new kid irl or what
shes in victoria which is all the way down south, so a good 20 hour drive or 5 or so hour flight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dustin
if you have room to make plans see if you can book a coral reef cruise, maybe $60aud up to high roller $200 aud, you get to dive in the water after a 1 hour boat ride off coast and see heaps of fish and the reefs before they die out(they are dying fast, mate)
not sure about gold coast, but cairns much farther north has lots of great barrier reef tours.
make sure you put lots of sun cream every time you dip in, i forgot on the third dive and got burned relaly bad on my back
Thanks Tim!
I've gone for a swim by the reef almost drowned. You guys are really lucky I didn't die because you wouldn't have the privilege of reading my legendary posts
Hope you're feeling better now cat avatar guy
What’s FJS?
shit tier niggermania.net, stormfront dot org tier internet forums, very disappointed that dp doesn't know the top tier internet troller forums in this, the year of our lord, 2018
I am also very disapointed in dp for not playing like a monkey for me and leaving me hanging in our monkey play play
dunno what this post means, assuming it means he didn't show you his 40 year old, old man geezer viagra dick so u could finger ur 40 year old, old circus lady loose circus pussy to it over skypeQuote:
Originally Posted by Battery Bits
turned 30 recently so I shouldn't talk shit, will probably be popping viagras and boning ladies from the circus in a few years too
Ergh
fuck u lisa, don't "ergh" me, recently upgraded from a 5.0 to a 6.0 Mustang, I could have any circus lady I want so suck my dick ok