*farts fairy dust in dp's general direction*

Fuckin hate you cat avatar guy

:tup:

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Originally Posted by rootbeer

Lol you can't even get my dick hard. Cumming on your pimpled ass is charity work. Your pussy is looser than the Grand Canyon and your mouth smells like a locker room

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You prematurely ejaculated every time.

I have a tight pussy, so tight in fact that your inexperienced small ugly excuse for a cock couldn't even get it in but of course it is a tight pussy and that broken little dick of yours still has to find it's way from out from under your hairy overhang gut. You do not smell good either by the way. Just there is not much about you at all that I could ever find physically attractive.

I'll post pics of my vagina and ass when I get out of bed, looks a hell of a lot better than you do from that angle that's for sure.

Congrats on managing to actually find a vagina hole and knocking up the local swamp whore breeding dump.

There are only two things I've ever wanted from Darryn, 1. Weed. 2. A fuck.

Got them. NEXT!

Darryn has a couple of kids around your age Sherman. His daughter is actually about your age, his son a little younger.

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Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle

Darryn has a couple of kids around your age Sherman. His daughter is actually about your age, his son a little younger.

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Darryn's g/f wife whatever is my age and very giggly and kitten like... She has the smallest tits I've ever seen, she sat on my face for like an hour lol

His x wife has brain cancer but she has huge tits... I used to hang out with her before she moved off the island... Very pretty woman but completely bonkers... also the mother of his 2 offspring.

and here's my vagina....

http://s11.postimg.org/qdfhz4mzn/photo.jpghttp://s15.postimg.org/l97tvyd0b/photo_1.jpg

lisa you're one of the biggest whores on the planet there's not a chance in hell you have a tight vagina

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Originally Posted by maks

lisa you're one of the biggest whores on the planet there's not a chance in hell you have a tight vagina

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get a grip (like my tight vagina can)

I'm a grown fucking woman and I've had plenty of sexual experiences.

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Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle

I'm a grown fucking woman and I've had plenty of sexual experiences.

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that's exactly what I just said, you're a huge whore. don't act like having regular gangbangs with strangers is normal

anyway I'm going to spam the herp again it's starting to get musty in here

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Originally Posted by maks

that's exactly what I just said, you're a huge whore. don't act like having regular gangbangs with strangers is normal

anyway I'm going to spam the herp again it's starting to get musty in here

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lol xoxo

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Originally Posted by Dirty Beatle

and here's my vagina....

http://s11.postimg.org/qdfhz4mzn/photo.jpghttp://s15.postimg.org/l97tvyd0b/photo_1.jpg

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oh jesus help me,